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ON THE CHAIR. WHAT TIME IS IT?
OR ON THE TRAIN COMING HOME TO SEE YOU,
BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS REFRESHMENT LIKE A PHOSPHATE.
WHAT IS THIS? THAT'S MY QUESTION.
I DO KNOW ISTANBUL IS CONSTANTINOPLE,
AND OVER MY DEAD BODY IS KATE HUDSON GETTING YOUR SPOT.
THAT'S FANTASTIC, HONEY. YEAH.
YOU'RE ON. GREAT.
THAT I DECIDED TO MAKE AN ADMITTEDLY DESPERATE ATTEMPT
I'M NOT ON THE CONVEYOR BELT.
YOU CAN'T, I'M FREAKING OUT.
WE'LL TALK TOMORROW, PARIS. WAIT!
WELL, YOU SHOULD. I'VE UNEARTHED SOME SHOCKING STATISTICS.
I WISH IT CAME WHEN I WAS READING "DEAD SOULS."
YOU'VE GOT THAT REALLY GOOD, STRAIGHT, SHINY, HARVARD HAIR.
I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED.
[ High-pitched voice ] HELLO, THIS IS RORY GILMORE.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
YOU HAVE NEWSPAPER STUFF TO DO, RIGHT?
AND FINANCIAL SECURITY IS NOT JUST ATTENDING COLLEGE,
NOW, WHAT ARE SOME OTHER MISTAKES?
I KNOW! WHO ARE THEY TO JUDGE?
THIS IS THE CUT-DOWN VERSION -- FROM THE LETTER "A"
REALLY? 'CAUSE I COULD SIGN THE CHECKS TOMORROW.
AS LONG AS THE ICE CREAM'S MADE THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
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WHEN I LEAVE WHEN?
FAUVISM.
JUST CRANK A MESSAGE AT THE FEEDBACK. OH, JEEZ.
RORY, ARE YOU UP? IF NOT, GET UP!
JUST BEGINNING THE STRESSFUL PROCESS OF APPLYING TO COLLEGE.
BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT'S ALL WE CAN THINK OF.
YOU NEVER GAVE LANE A CUT-OFF TIME.
I HAVE THIS COLLECTION OF ANTIQUE FARMING TOOLS
Hello, Gilmores, this is Darren Springsteen, how are ya?
MAKES KILLER CHICKEN. HE STICKS A LEMON UP ITS BUTT.
COMING THROUGH.
"DEAD SOULS" AND A REALLY BIG GLOBE.
WELL, IF PISTOLS ARE DRAWN, WE'RE DUCKING.
JACK, JENNIFER, THIS IS LORELAI AND RORY.
GET ME A HAM ON RYE, MUSTARD, NO MAYO.
KIRK, I TOLD YOU TO GET SOMETHING DECORATIVE TO COVER IT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT DID A WORLD OF GOOD FOR HER.
BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO HEAVE SO, I CAME HOME TO HEAVE.
EARS? WHAT?
OH, MY GOD! HONEY, COME HERE.
OKAY, ARE WE CALMING? ARE WE LESS FREAKED?
ARE TOO "BY THE BOOK," THAT SAYS SOMETHING WE DON'T LIKE.
* AND THEN YOU NEVER SEE TOMORROW COMING *
DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. I'M TELLING YOU!
THE APPLICATION'S NOT FREAKING ME OUT ANYMORE.
THE HARVARD POLICE WILL HIT YOU WITH AN ATLAS
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
YOU'RE BEING MODEST. YOU DON'T KNOW ME, DO YOU?
DON'T SAY IT AGAIN. ZOLTAN KEMENY. ZOLTAN KEMENY.
WHY? DO YOU THINK IT MIGHT LEAD TO HARDER STUFF --
HER ROOM? WHEN? WHEN SHE'S GONE.
WITH THE DOT-COM BUST AND THE JOB MARKET DWINDLING,
BREATHTAKING.
I HOPE YOU DON'T LOOSE POINTS? I HOPE NOT.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU CALL "HOUSE JOBS"?
I'LL MAKE A NOTE IN MY PALM PILOT.
TOLSTOY? TURGENEV? GOGOL'S MY THING RIGHT NOW. "DEAD SOULS."
AY. AY. AY. AY.
WHO WE KNOW IS MORE QUALIFIED.
HELLO THERE. HELLO, I'M LORELAI GILMORE.
OH, THEY WANT A PICTURE.
YEAH, UH, YOU KNOW, JUST FORGET IT.
TO USE A SPACE FOR A SPECIFIC FUNCTION,
THERE'S LITTLE PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING.
MMM, WE LOVE THE KENNEDYS.
"RORY, GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF YOUR GOGOL AND GET OVER HERE!"
LIKE YOU'D SAY "FARMER JOHN" OR "THE BUTCHER LAZAR WOLF"?
DOES EVERYONE HAVE THE SAME G.P.A? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
CHOPIN. PATIENCE --
STILL NOT FUNNY.
IT'S JUST THAT AROUND HERE, THE HARVARD BRAINWASHING STARTS IN THE WOMB.