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SHE HAS AN A.A. DEGREE IN BUSINESS.
I LOVE HIM. I WORSHIP HIM. I EVEN MILDLY STALKED HIM ONCE.
OF THE PROPOSED BUSINESS.
WHOO! OKAY, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BATHED IN COLOGNE.
YOU STRUGGLED FOR IT. THAT'S TRUE.
BUT IT'S HOW I WASTE MY TIME. I COLLECT MEMORABILIA, TOO.
I WANTED A ROUND TABLE WITH BLACK BACKDROPS.
[ Laughing ] I SEE.
THEY WERE TOO BIG. AND ONCE AT THE MALL THEY FELL DOWN.
SHE'S A VERY IMPRESSIVE YOUNG LADY. I WHOLEHEARTEDLY CONCUR.
THAT KIM DEAL WAS IN THE PIXIES BEFORE THE BREEDERS!
POOR THING.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT SPACE.
AND WHERE'S LANE? SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FIELDING THESE.
WELL, NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. IT'S FULL-STEAM AHEAD.
WILL BE LIKE EVERY OTHER GIRL'S ESSAY
I'M SORRY. ARE YOU...CAROL?
YOU LOOK UNFREAKED.
THEY'RE THE ONES WHO'VE HAD COLLEGE PARAPHERNALIA
OF GREAT THINGS THAT CAME AFTERWARDS.
OR HEY -- YOU CAN GO TO COLLEGE IN BOSTON.
IF HE GETS HIS QUESTION RIGHT.
AS DO WE ALL.
They're lucky to have you.
IF YOU WANNA TURN THIS PLACE INTO A CIVIL WAR HOSPITAL, BE MY GUEST.
IT'S BORING AND PREDICTABLE. I WANTED CHARLIE ROSE.
GRUMP. [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT MY DAD PASSED DOWN TO ME.
CHECK THE TOWN'S BYLAWS.
WHY DON'T I JUST GLANCE AT THIS SOME OTHER TIME?
SO, ALUMNA IS A GIRL GRADUATE AND ALUMNUS IS A MAN.
YES, VERY GOOD, RORY.
FOR THOSE OF US OVER 21.
NOW, IT'S THE IN THING FOR YOUNG HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES TO GO TO UNIVERSITIES.
WAY TALLER. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, TAYLOR?
WHY? I DON'T KNOW.
DID THEY JUST LEAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER?
MY FOREHEAD IS BURNING UP.
THIS AFTERNOON, WHY DON'T WE JUST TALK AND GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER, OKAY?
"THE ADOLESCENTS, THE ADVERTS, AGENT ORANGE,
OR BANANA-FANA-FO-FANA-RAMA OR SOMETHING.
THIS IS NOT A TOWN MATTER.
HEY, I'M NOT GONNA JUSTIFY MYSELF
THIS IS NEXT TO THE DINER. I KNOW.
[ SIGHS ]
I KNOW. AREN'T THEY A BLAST? JUST A SEA OF GOOFY SIDEBURNS.
I JUST NEED A DATE FOR SATURDAY. SUGGESTIONS?
ALL EXCEPT FOR THE SPORTS. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE LACROSSE KID.
TO OUR APPLICATION ANXIETY.
I KNOW. IT'S ON OUR TOP-50 BEST.
YAY! YAY!
FOR WHAT, YOUR BURGEONING MODERN-ART COLLECTION?
YOUR USUAL CHORES, JOHN-BOY?
WHAT? THAT ARTIST'S NAME,
OH, COME ON, BE SERIOUS.
AND SHE HAS A HUSBAND AND A KID,
ACCESS TO THE CNN JET IS MORE LIKELY.
NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S THOSE JERKS AT HARVARD.
BUT THE SPACE IS EMPTY! NOT FOR LONG!
WHICH IS. AN OLD-FASHIONED,
OH, YEAH, IT'S SO "H-H-H."
AND 25 CENTS A WORD, THE STUPID AD'S GONNA COST $500!
FEEL BETTER, OKAY? I WILL.
WRONG, I CALLED YOU THAT AS A BABY. WHAT?
WE HAVE A TV SOMEWHERE, BUT IT'S MORE OF A TABLE
WHAT DID ROMAINE MEAN WHEN HE WAS GOING ON ABOUT WEEDING OUT THE HYPER-INTENSE?
GOD KNOWS WHERE ELSE. THEY'RE ALL NUTS FOR TRAVELING.