Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yay us!
Although if this was the '60s, we'd be a couple of "confirmed bachelors"...
- Before I see what? - Hola, Claire.
What are you talking about?
Phil, it's me. Can I talk to Claire?
We're not gonna have a choice.
One, two, three.
We are so, so sorry.
So you just got done giving me a lecture on the importance of locking my bedroom door...
is get back in the car to go out to eat...
Don't get mad at her. Your wife's the one who just offered up her cupcakes.
Okay. You wanna know the worst thing?
- Gloria. What are you... What are you doing here? - Wait. Where are the kids?
Okay. Hold on a second. I'm-I'm gonna switch phones.
replace it or send me a check in the next 72 hours.
I don't think you should be the one doing the questioning here, missy.
Whoa.
Two shawarma combo. Meat or chicken?
Gloria, I'm not an idiot.
Good thing we had Mom's gas card.
We set the tone here. So let's just play it cool.
- This is such a weird day. - I know it.
I know what sex is, Alex.
We thought the lock was a really good idea.
It's our parents' anniversary, so we're surprising them with breakfast in bed.
- What kind of jokes? - Well, this is...
Like, for example, what is her favorite word?
It's a naked picture of Gloria.