Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't do magic, Morty, I do science.

Put him on, and locate the phone he's using.

The sooner I can get out, the sooner I can go back

I mean, you should just stay here and figure out

for a living, and when I don't like something

There is no freedom while you're leader breathes.

than your derivative bullshit.

There's no way to do it so wrong you might die.

happen to have that syringe in your purse?

Is everything mobile spyware?

even though it's not the family that was

Go, shoot to kill.

PERPENDICULAR, PERPENDICULAR

This can only end with one of us dead,

What are you doing there, sweetie?

Goddaammit, I love myself

I suppose that's a good segue

Yeah, let's drop the kids off and go tie one on.

Don't worry, he died doing what he loved, being a dumb fucking rat.

I’m picky chel!

He's a monster.

Which they can't.

that Grandpa lied to you to get out of coming here.

Come on. That's it.

is this the first part of some magic trick?

ma ma ma da da da

Uh, is this not a good time or...?

to misdirect their feelings.

maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure.

im mr meeseeks look at me

if Dad's not invited and Grandpa won't come?

in a purse or a pocket, you know,

So hot. This is how I'm gonna die.

Rick? W-where are you?

Do we have a deal?!

K Okay, I may have fucked up here

have a very specific dynamic.

He's not the only one.

Do you think when your father asks for that syringe,

The reason anyone would do this is, if they could,

Morty, I assure you, I would never find a way

Well, can you move? Can you fly?