Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's do one more, for me.

This day comes for all of us.

Anyway, I'm not panhandling, I'm just performing for tips.

You do not go unnoticed.

Maybe I should just chuck it all and start over.

Football's, like, too scary.

I gotta go this way. Ilana!

- Oh, my gosh. - What?

I'm calling you from a landline.

to some common questions we get on calls.

I know, but I am not doing that.

Okay, I have one.

Trying showing that to the cops every time you get pulled over, huh?

Just don't swipe right.

I think we might actually be literal geniuses.

That's my number! There's mine!

Yeah, that is power.

It would be an honor to deliver the most precious package

For Q Believe This Idiot. Tumblr.com?

Baseball can be hot, but you need a shortstop or something.

Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate.

No one ever tells you that.

- Everyone says that. - No, they are.

No, every time I try to help you, it turns into a disaster.

I guess they do.

Um, it is saved on my photo stream for cases like this.