Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

while my brother wasn't sure

We're actually really good.

than all those other crazy dads and protect you,

Honey, it's not what you think.

Please don't. I'll read it.

(GASPS) "Best Son"?

Johnny Atkins is a roller coaster that only goes up.

And obviously the best dance moves.

Do not kiss him!

And yet, I just did.

The photo guy made it the wrong size,

I don't want it.

Rush? That's, like, so last week.

Your friends, your teacher,

'cause our guitarist got arrested for selling...

Don't bash the poem.

I, uh, wanted to be better

Knock it off, you two. You're on school grounds.

But, of course, it had only begun.

even though I'm kind of like, "Ehhh."

Okay, please don't gag (GAGS)

that at school it was nearly impossible to keep up,

See? I didn't say it. Your best friend Lacey did.

We'll see who's stubborn when I marry him

(GAGS) Why are you gagging?

This is hurtful.

Can he eat an entire apple in just two bites?

middle-school party of all time.

I was just reading a book!

As my mom was coming to terms

who's obsessed with that lame wizard band.

Oh, you're a fraud!

There's only one band on the planet that matters.

And you! Why are you even here? You're a teacher.