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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
This is a misunderstanding.
Look at the meat and beans.
Too bad she's busy ruining my life.
(DRUMSTICKS CLATTER)
to be my number-one son.
He's been playing the drums for over an hour.
I have that all in my Trapper Keeper.
The only things you ever gotten me
It's an overwhelming feast for the senses,
Yeah, bro. If anything,
Adam's your favorite. (TROPHY THUDS)
Whoa.
ALL: Happy birthday!
How could you possibly know that?
That's why you need the buttermilk.
But now that you bring it up,
Yes, very much.
I'll plan it myself. You don't have to worry about anything.
Every parent has a secret favorite. Mine's Erica.
¶ I don't know the future
And my friends.
It's loaded with meat and beans.
The guy's a total tool bag, Erica.
deviled energy eggs for the ride.
I'm here to guide you away from dating Atkins.
And the "Best Son."
For your sake, back off my girl.
Oh, I'm going to every practice.
Tell me something.
No, you don't. I love the guy.
You gave Adam a golden trophy?
It's my garage!
and don't invite any of you to the wedding.
Hello. Cut it out.
everything that's wrong with my life in this house.