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Canadian's finding out The Queen has died
That's how you get addicts to pay 200 bucks
Uh-oh. You think so?
Of course!
What, you just collect coins?
Wait a minute. Who put this out?
It's the dumbest game ever.
But we've got our eyes on every addict's screen.
Uh, Canada.
This is a sad day for Canada
I don't know! I'll figure it out!
And something clicked and now you're diabetic forever, right?
Once again, you lack any sense of nuance.
- They pay me to! - Who, Jimmy?!
will hopefully be a model for others.
# Gonna see if I can't unwind #
. .
I'll prove it.
so you might as well know everything.
Screw that! Go, Canada!
- I'll pay you back for it, okay? - How?!
And the most unbelievable part...
with their f-f-free time?
You give away a little taste, and then...
Told ya. Kid's got demons.
I mean come on
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
Beelzaboot!
# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #
Okay, it's done.
Oh, hey, Kyle. Kyle, hang on a sec.
I'm an addict, too. But I got help.
We're just worried that some people will abuse the game
Run around and collect more coins,
I-I clicked on a few micro-pays and it just kind of added up.
Fuck no.