Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

POV: Me counting my money to figure out how much more I can spend for a good time
Just hanging out. What are you up to?
You know? I mean, what kind of bullshit is that?
to get addicts hooked on our freemium game?
but let the player pay not to wait.
it can't be that bad.
A production of dreamworks animation television I love you rocket j squirrel
It's like... okay, it's like being diabetic.
Anyway, be sure to check it out, kid.
It seems dishonest, and we have a brand to protect.
or experience points,
of the souls of every Canadian.
Do you really think that would help?
Minister of Mobile Gaming, what's this all aboot?
You can be Terrance, or Phillip, or both.
I just don't understand what is wrong with you two.
Ah, go away.
- Dude, what... - the...
when you're standing here chugging beer.
and now have access to all the shit they want
They see through the charade.
freemiums games are able to make millions
Why does he suddenly sound like Al Pacino
You guys want to put some money on it?
Dude, I bought like $10 worth of Canadough.
but he goes and does this crap again.
Well, who's not filling a fucking hole, right?
would be to root for the Canadian devil.
I downloaded Yum Yum Sparkly Gem Forest
How much money did you micro-pay today, Stan?
Did you play the "Terrance & Phillip" freemium game all day?
Psst. Hey, kid. Come over here.
That's not a glass, that's a trophy,
Okay, I need help.
Your turn, Grampa.
Uh, I have addiction demons, and I don't understand them.
A terrible day for Cici And therefore, the world.
that you won for drinking.
eventually there's, um, a dopamine fuck-up, right,
That's what I've been addicted to.
Return from whence you came!
a stupid "Terrance & Phillip" mobile game?
Can you believe him?