Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who is this guy?!

If the game was too fun,

There's nothing wrong with promoting a mobile game.

I'm pretty sure they can hear us, too.

You betcha, pal.

You know, it's not fucking rocket science, this stuff.

Yeah, come on over. C-Check this out.

...and make the game about waiting,

Enough, Beelzaboot.

You've seen through the charade,

I'm having six.

but if you pay for incentives, you're rewarded.

Who do you think you are?

but this is a lot like his Grampa.

and you're kind of screwed up for life.

as we try to figure out who to root for.

Ass. Drink. Ass.

This is a sad day for Canada and, therefore, the world

It's like a curse.

Hey, buddy! Come on, guy!

I'm sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers

It's a figure of speech with crippled people.

Hey, buddy, where'd you go? Don't you want more Canadough?

"Freemium"... the "mium" is Latin for "not really."

It's just, like, something to kill some time.

Now the souls of all Canadians belong to me!

How do you get people addicted to crack?

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

You! Drink! Vegas! Fun! Pussy!

without our approval?

Then I made my first in-app purchase.

And that's just nature, right?

I didn't think I spent that much.

to make money off addicts."

I tweeted it. It's trending.

I don't do that.