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I mean, come on.
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
Every button they click,
to make a freemium game,
#999850 #1009847 #719892 #619907
a quick image to trigger the addict's brain.
Oh, I'm much worse than the devil.
I don't understand.
- Hey, uh, Jimmy, can we talk? - Well, sure, fellas.
in "Devil's Advocate"?!
So you've got dopamine, right?
- Aw, I don't know. - Come on. Just try it out.
for a game that's not even worth 40 cents.
You just push it on other people?
Money. tuxedo. power. Threesomes. awesome. party.
Beelzaboot!
It's called a schmorgeswein, and it's elegantly cultural.
We're playing the "Terrance & Phillip" freemium game.
Sound familiar?
# Friendly faces everywhere #
How could you sell out your friends?!
But there's something very wrong
In this game, you are Terrance and Phillip.
This is a sad day for MAXRS and therefore, the world
Uh, listen, uh, we've been talking it over,
Like, rabbits and fish and shit,
Well, it's just 49 cents for the cheapest one.
How man Canadian coins would you like to buy?
with the quality of the mobile game.
He knew how much he was spending.
a little bit at a time.
Cool. Thanks, Jimmy. Well, I'll check it out.
Who the fuck is that?
Come on. This way, Stan.
What all the addiction programs say is true...
make you more likely to have trouble
You think the fucking alcohol industry cares?
Ohh!
It's something to do with my family.
My fellow Canadians, what we do now as a country
# Gonna have myself a time #
- Hey, Jimmy. What's up? - Not much.
with, um, dopamine regulation,
You in a tuxedo fucking this girl!
This is a sad day for Canada and, therefore, the world.
The Canadian devil now has complete control
so people have free will and all that shit.
It's called a tasting, and it's classy.