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the successful freemium game is based on five principles...

# Headin' on up to South Park #

So there's nothing spiritually wrong with me?

You spent $10 and eight hours to unlock a stadium?

Wait, wait, wait. Jimmy told you about this game?

Could he have somehow passed those demons down to Stan?

on a mobile app?

$STAX, $STAX $STAX, $STAX, $STAX, $STAX

How are Canada's two favorite buddies?

Legal finally mastering business language

You son of a bitch!

I think they see through the charade, yes.

You need to stop recommending that app to people.

You discovered my plan, but too late!

So, basically, the genes you got from your dad

He's got total addiction tendencies.

Dude, what are you doing?

Jimmy told me about this game.

with a French wine pairing.

and extracting the most amount of cash from them.

We have to find a way to get the word out.

and we really aren't comfortable with this freemium thing.

Oh, I have an idea.

So, let's talk about genetics now.

You! Drink! Vegas! Fun! drink responsible pussy!

Kenny, who told you about this game?

You didn't realize?

Well, and you certainly have some of those problems, too,

for your fake currency...

I'm sorry. I didn't realize I spent that much.

offer the players a way to spend real currency

just at least be fun?

and we will no longer make improvements to our country

They know exactly what they're doing.

off of an even smaller percentage of mobile gamers.

Soon Canada will be as advanced and developed as Michigan.