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‐ Whoa, babe, you look like a million bucks.
‐ You know what? I'm starting a better line.
Mud crawling! This line is playing.
[both laugh]
‐ Oh, come on, it's nothing compared to yours.
‐ See, I say "line check" and the other pros will honor it
‐ I‐I was joking. [stomach rumbles]
You are beautiful. You are smart.
‐ It's Linus with an "N."
HORSERADDISH!
‐ You told me yesterday I should die in a fire.
I'm in the military video games I play
[thudding, rumbling]
Because you have to truly believe in yourself to believe in your line.
Just be present in the moment. ‐ Whatever.
‐ Oh well, I'm sure you've heard all about me then.
I would go through a Great Depression in a second
are not sitting right. I gotta go to the bathroom.
and Billy Jr., my Sunday afternoon Costco husband.
Oh god.
at all times for emergencies.
So fuck all the way off!
You and me? We're done!
but you really love stupid stuff that sucks,
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‐ Duh!
I think. Or Kyle Von Titsenburg.
To really focus, I count the number of Kardashians over and over,
Hired a hold‐my‐place‐stander so I wouldn't miss
[moaning]
Hey, where's the Pupa going? Look, he's, he's getting biggie‐size.
Why don't you kick off those heels and enjoy a nice meal.
‐ I made a veal parmesan without the veal.
Oh my god, did you hear that?
‐ There it is! Th‐th‐there's the other face!
and call each other "babe" forever.
I feel like I'm at a wax museum!
‐ [panting] I was in the coolest line ever.
Which line do you think they'll pick? How's my standing looking?
I was in the best line ever!
‐ Of all the days not to be able to leave a particular area‐‐
so you'll have to share.
They're like little matchsticks, except they'll never be lit.
‐ Keep it in your dress, Jesse.
How are we still in the same goddamn line from last episode?