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‐ Have we moved at all?
We have to get back to the ship so we can watch the video
‐ Well, guess what, that's called leaving.
[burps]
We gotta work out our muscles to keep them from atrophying.
Don't tell me you aren't curious.
Every time we're in line, Jesse falls in love with the back of some guy's head.
I‐I thought I was respecting line rules, like you taught me.
‐ Linus, your behavior is completely different from a moment ago.
‐ [laughs] What a sucker. Who would ever pick your line?
‐ Ter‐bear! The Ter‐inator!
‐ This looks amazing. [bottle shatters]
‐ Right? ‐ Ugh, fine. I'll stay.
‐ No, if you leave line for even a second, you lose your place.
‐ I love it when you mix food and sex.
My line rules!
It's a more violent, millennial version of a marathon.
[laser pulsing]
‐ I hope you both get gonorrhea and go to hell
is called a "line check."
‐ I'm gonna use that ray that turns everyone into cigarettes,
Turning them into anything would ruin it.
I mean, you look like you make a million bucks
After all the waiting we've done together?
No, I love you more. Mmm.
‐ Hello, Terry. This is my new line husband, James.
‐ Hey now, we all gotta start somewhere.
‐ Okay, what the fuck is the dealio with you and Linus?
‐ Would you stop fidgeting? I'm in the zone, and you're messing me up.
‐ It wasn't a line!
‐ Just like the fortune cookie said it would!
Fingerling me like your potatoes.
I wonder if that's the same Godzilla that came to town
and one for a Howlin' Rays sandwich branded with a Supreme logo.
‐ Ugh, I hate not being in line.
‐ We better not be fucking sitting here at the beginning of the next episode.
‐ It wasn't my fault. Linus‐‐
‐ Isn't it great? [yelling] Line check!
‐ Nah, dawg, I got it loaded on my phone.
‐ Who is giving out PS5s?
that's why all the most famous standers are here.
‐ Why? We‐we've been here for hours.
‐ He wouldn't understand. Look at his tiny legs.
‐ Luckily we can't stay in this line for much longer.
I got this t‐shirt and this medal that says,
Oh yeah, my feet are gonna cum.
We could be doing that!
You should never be allowed to stand next to a pro like me.
Fuck you, Terry!