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Paying for a new one every year really makes me... feel‐‐
we still have so much passion.
How could you? After all our years of marriage!
Terry, I get it now.
‐ Did you see that alien creature do ancient martial arts on that Godzilla?
and you literally made it my nightmare.
and I almost coded out because I ate all that shrimp that I'm allergic to?
We met in a wedding line for the valet.
I'm engaging my core and doing a Kegel.
‐ That was so 2019. But who can keep track?
‐ Wait, wait, you're being two‐faced!
Did he do that for a contest?
‐ What're you‐‐ what're you doing?
when we were waiting to get Mr. Wonderful's new set of sponges.
TERRY: They're opening the store! This is it!
‐ No, I wasn't actually about to take off.
‐ Remember when we were in line for the Broadway adaptation of Tenet?
‐ Rookie mistake, Yummers. If a line looks like it's moving, it's just an illusion.
‐ I think he's also going to have to fight that giant robot
‐ I'm loving this hat, T‐rex.
until it breaks and we have to get rescued.
A Microsoft Zune face tattoo?
‐ I don't, okay. It's just, he touches your waist a lot.
I had too many items for the express checkout.
‐ You know me, I'm always "Bugles this" and "Twizzlers that."
‐ I've stood in hundreds of lines with Terry,
What'd I miss? ‐ Hold it!
Wow. Okay, we're running now.
‐ Let's see what he's up to. Th‐th‐that could be our whole story!
It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
"I finally bested my Tough Fadder."
♪
‐ No. It's just, "Save your spot" is what a line virgin would say.
I hate the way his eyes cartoonishly bulge out when he's angry?
‐ Wow, business is exhausting.
Plus: great name.
You're a line loser.
and you'd have the time of your life.
This is‐‐ this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Did you see that?
I was hoping I'd see you standing around.
‐ Oh yeah, I think I have photos of it on my phone.
[Jesse moaning] [rumbling]
The way I chew gum is so disgusting that I can't do it in front of people.