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[both laugh] [Jesse moaning]
so I'm‐I'm‐I'm going to take off.
Yes, I love you. Mmm.
ASTRONAUT: Oh fuck!
‐ No!
[groans]
oh shit. ‐ Oh my god. These sneakers.
He has a cowlick and a wallet chain? Mama like.
[air horn blares] ‐ Congratulations,
‐ Now flip me over like you flipped that not veal parmesan.
‐ You're green, so let me explain.
‐ Terry! You'll never guess what happened.
‐ I can't help it.
‐ Thanks for holding my place, Marv.
We really should leave the line and check it out.
I was just trying to do a hobby you love,
And it was you!
‐ Ooh, can I have some of that cotton candy?
Terry and I go way back.
and I'm gonna get my sneakers way before you.
‐ They do not! ‐ There they are.
Who would stop an awesome, powerful hurricane?
‐ Hey! Look at that other line over there! It's totally moving faster.
I told you that freaks me out. Stop it!
[panting]
Fascinating.
How does this not frustrate you?
You know who said that? Gandhi.
I thought that was just on TV! ‐ Right?
she was just asking if he had a tampon.
‐ If he's gonna cheat, we're gonna cheat too.
You know, like how I have Gerard, my spin class husband,
and stand in some bread lines together, Terry.
‐ That's the Terry I've never known!
I bet it does all sorts of cool stuff like Chappie!
‐ Not me, but I try to limit my movements each day
but we really need to work on his expressive.
All day, I thought I was in a line but really,
‐ Derr! ‐ Ugh, son of a bitch!
‐ Korvo, stop that.
Linus, you can't get back in line.
Th‐they don't know that they can just set their Candolian mood rings onto peaceful
Get yourself a line divorce lawyer
‐ I knew it! ‐ She's lying. Don't listen to her.