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‐ Leave now or pay the price.
He had a devilish grin! He's gonna do something Pupa‐y.
so I can bully‐‐ ow‐‐ humans in their 30s.
[standers grunting]
your hair‐mouth on my mouth‐mouth, mister.
‐ He won the Standee three years in a row.
‐ You're embarrassing me.
Remember when we pretended we lost our drivers' licenses
We're going to wait for the midnight release
slash life Terry and this person named Lameus.
that is definitely leading to a costly line divorce.
Lines are a metaphor for the human experience.
Think back, before all the gear, magazines,
‐ Time for the ultimate focus and to get into the zone.
‐ I always knew you were the smart one. Stick with me. Okay?
I got all the husband I need right here.
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm the t‐shirt guy. Hand it over.
‐ Whoa, he really does have two faces.
[gasps] That's the guy who called Linus.
‐ Thank you, Linus.
It's about how Noah solved murders at night on his ark.
‐ I do?
‐ You rank them like hurricanes?
and you're making me get tripped up after the obese brother.
Metaphorically. Because otherwise we'd lose our place in line.
You wanted to share one of my hobbies with me,
I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
‐ Eat shit and die, Linus.
‐ You had me at Jessica Opposites!
‐ Ooh, I love a new iPhone.
‐ If you don't line check, you lose your spot,
‐ This is stupid.
‐ Oh no, I'm sorry, Linus, but he's right.
Did you just give that guy a little smooch?
‐ I once waited in a line at the grocery store.