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‐ Yeah, technically, this one's named Linda.
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
‐ I guess I am pretty proud of you for using the rules.
‐ Oh my god, so many fat fatties!
I expect us to be in a whole other place.
But the only thing I want for dinner is
and then we'll just walk over everyone.
As Kyle Von Titsenburg likes to say,
‐ I know! Linus, show Terry your other face.
‐ A cat five is not to be missed,
Paintballs?
‐ I do like all the line shoes and hats the pros are wearing.
‐ You're right, goddammit. I can do this.
‐ Hey, what do you think of this Linus guy?
That was a day!
‐ I refuse to view shuffling forward as an achievement.
God, it's hard to find a great line these days.
just to hit up the DMV?
‐ Babe, she's just a friend. ‐ I can't believe this.
What's happening over there with the Pupa?
‐ What the F‐U‐C‐K?
Houston, the Space Station turned into cigarettes!
Oh, shit, is that a fucking Godzilla too?
No, he's never mentioned you.
‐ Are we really making one episode just go into another
It's what us pro standers call a Category Five.
until the asteroid hit.
[both moaning]
KORVO: Oh my god, a lazy bottle episode.
Might as well cut my dick off, you know?