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I'm so sorry, I never should've doubted you.
That's Andrew, he was front of the line for the first Xbox back in '01.
I'm just starting to like the feeling of hard sidewalk beneath my feet.
‐ Thanks for the heads up on that "line check" thing. Oh!
‐ You can go, Korvo, but you'll lose your spot.
I got, like, 10.
since the moment you saw the back of my head in line.
‐ Okay, okay, I'll, I'll give it a chance.
and there's no line to get in.
‐ I got my New Balance Shuffles on,
‐ Exactly. You don't need Linus or any of those pros.
‐ But before I left, he was super nice.
right over here.
‐ I have a robe and sweet‐ass crystal that can make me levitate.
Don't say I didn't warn you, fuckhead.
‐ You didn't call line check. TERRY: Oh!
‐ Damn, all these arbitrary rules are hard to keep track of.
Later, losers! Suck my mound!
‐ Fine, I'll save your spot in line while you go.
There are now two legitimate‐looking lines.
I'm using sci‐fi.
‐ Alright, fuck this, if we have to stand here, I'm doing something.
"I wonder who's gonna get that bag?"
‐ Come on, Linus, don't be like this.
‐ Hah, I knew it! It's always better to switch to the fastest line.
JESSE: [gasps] Wait a minute,
‐ Why does Linus look so sure?
Your fave.