Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Mercedes, everyone hooks up at weddings. - Mm-hmm.

no matter how much you pretend

♪ I guess we thought that's just what humans do ♪

you can't really commit to Brody is because

that you are honoring the noble and proud tradition of hagdom.

- But you spent so much money on this room. - No, I didn't.

What am I doing?

Because I've seen every runaway bride movie

I'm sort of dating somebody in New York.

or, more than likely, to sprint from the altar.

I wanted you to open this now.

I'm gonna get some punch, do you want anything?

- while he slept... - Wait, what? Do you... huh?

- What has gotten into you, Finn? - Everything.

I think you're lying to yourself.

She loves me not. Have you been drinking?

of our affection more fat

Thank you for coming.

♪ I know you can make a man ♪

Or we could make it a two-time thing?

♪ Don't include me ♪

Mystery solved, Hagatha Christie.

Oh, yeah. Nice to see you all.

♪ And with love and determination ♪

that we're in the same city, so let's dance.

I feel like I can't

Emma, we're really getting married.

we need some great romantic

but you know what we are that they are not?

about going to a stranger's wedding,

doesn't mean I have to ruin all of yours, too.

This is amazing.

♪ To cherish and to keep you ♪

♪ Still here we are ♪

be fine, all right? I'll sing with you. We can do a duet.

to nonsensically render the objects

♪ Every time I think of you ♪

about, you know, labels

- Okay, so, couch time and... - Yes!

♪ I just can't get enough... ♪

and the only words that I could come up with

♪ Both of us lonely ♪

♪ That anything could happen ♪

Do you spend all your time watching Lifetime?

You know that what happened today isn't your fault, right?

Look, I don't know what to do.

is like a giant sudoku.

♪ I need you, darling ♪ ♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ We walk together ♪

live with a guy but still be single.

your false dreams and ridiculous expectations.

Okay, those are the only ideas that I had.

♪ Ooh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

and we have, which is fine, but...

She's not ready for that. She's... she's just a sophomore.

in front of everyone

♪ So take back the cake, burn the shoes and boil the rice ♪ ♪ To honor you forever

For everyone else who isn't out with Asian bird flu...

Okay, I'm going to ignore the subtly racist overtones