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You can go ahead, fellas.
- Crop duster. - I'm not gettin' in no airplane with you.
Too hot? He's tired?
Fuck you Ray
I got a better shot of gettin' outta here on my own.
How'd he get in here?
I’m the Pappy
He wasn't the real Santa Claus
Jangle Leg! What the hell I tell you about pitchin' woo on the job, boy?
- I think I got a plan. - You got a plan?
So you got your own nightclub?
...I got to smell some shit, I ain't gonna have none.
Just tell me where you want me to go.
That turn my stomach. I don't want no Jell-O after I seen them old-ass balls.
I'm gonna call my place...
It's almost all right in here today.
I'll see you in a minute.
Dis ain't my daddy's watch
- He chopped his sister with an axe. - She was my half-sister...
- Spanky's not happy with you. - Is Spanky here?
The boy can't talk. Somethin' wrong with his head.
Shut yo mouth and yo fat ass boy
It look good to me.
Boss he ain’t working!!
I’m gonna tell that judge I didn’t run over anyone or kill anybody… I slowed down, that cop was in the road…what’s the worst that can happen
All around the country we've been killing people.
Got it, boss.
...ain't interested in his meteorological assessments!
Tonight, you're a bootlegger with a truckload of hootch...
He's Memphis police
What's the name of that nightclub of yours again?
- Why're you talkin' so loud? - There ain't no 'we' between us.
...but down here, we take murder very seriously.
- He don't sound like he from around here. - He from New York City, boss.
When your coworker goes From hourly to salaried
Oh, my God.
- I'm Ray Gibson, this is Claude Banks. - Willie Long.
I'd have knocked you off, put a bullet in your ass...
Right here, right now.
They damn sure don't learn.
Ole drunk ass Winston
That's it! Aim and Miss has taken enough of a beating
Then we about to be some shot-up motherfuckers.
I'm keepin' it real like them niggers in here keep it real.
FUCK AROUND WITH ME.IT'S GONNA BE CONSEQUENCES AND REPERCUSSIONS.
Boss Puddin ain’t working
Take a mighty cagey country boy to navigate the woods.
Hey, Ray!
I'm just tryin' to get by. You remember when you started out?
What is the Boom-Boom Room?
Well, well. What do we have here?
I'll put in a good word for you.
- Thanks, man. - All right.
Happy Birthday Doc
And you're right, 'cause we right here.
No, ain't get their pardons, man.
Round about 1972...
Well, step lively. Don't want them to think I'm from here.
How much would it take to turn One of them white only pies into nigger pies
I thought we agreed that you was gonna leave town.
He know you're takin' his life into your hands?
I'll keep an eye on you. Make sure you don't do nothin' stupid.
Oh yard boy
mom: You took that meat out the freezer like i told you???!?!? *playing the game ME: NO MAAAMMMM MOM
It's a great day
Why you takin' in all this air for?
Got all my rocks here boss
Let Can't Get Right have a swing.
Get the back door! Put all the women in my car! Gibson!
Sure hope you can drive.
I appreciate you taking the trouble over my corn bread.
- See you in the morning. - He sounded like he believed us.
Burned my damn tongue
Hold it right there!
Well, Mr. 'C.'
Perhaps some fertilizer would restore its exuberance.
So, I go to the bank for a loan...
Hellll yeah
Joe! Quit pitch’n woo on the job!!
News flash. We ain't never been friends.
- Oh, this is good. - Break it up!
May God have mercy on their souls.
Don’t Be Scurred!
Welcome Philly Fans To the sitcho ass down
How do you know my name is Billy?
Can it, Claude. I'm all shot, I just wanna get back to New York.
- Come on, now. - Five cents.
- Hank, my man, how you doin'? - No, not tonight, Ray.
But we can't do nothin' for ourselves.
Thats your cornbread .. fuck him
Them ain’t no Falcons those some CHICKENS BOSS!!!!
Claude Banks! Hey, it's me, Ray Gibson.
Open your mouth an your fat ass boy
We just been stuck together for 12 years.
- Ray, come back! - Claude!
Can't get right, this one's for you baby!
'What girl? ' Next time I come here, whichever bitch I start choking, that's her.
Are you wearin' that dress?
35 miles Of D........
Me
Leave ABD ALONE.. Thats it. the man's taken enough of a beatingg!
What you got in that bottle anyway?
You got to be crazy.
How long these 2 in for??? The judge gave’em the lonnnnng ride boss
When there's one, don't come, 'cause you ain't gettin' in.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIECYPOO.
...I gotta deal with a tight-ass like you?
- That's the way it is? - Yeah, that's the way it is.
This Ain't over Nigga, I Don't Give Ah Fuck What He Say
Uh-Oh
That was the first time that Ray and Claude ran...
You comfortable?
- Lift him. - Not that you'd do that.
I want you to kill him. I want you to shoot him dead.
It's behind the barn. It can't be that hard to fly it.
It's hot I'm too damn tired
That girl got yams
Why you gotta say nasty shit Jon
Shit. We all got old.
- That's right. - I wouldn't put that in my nose.
I aint nice like boss. Ill slap the black off yo ass..
Looks like a fake to me Loan denied
Man fuck that cheap ass watch
'Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.'
...he put him in charge of the team.
My plan is on his way to Pittsburgh right now.
Give me my baby back
Show em that baby
- The appeal was denied. - I'm glad.
Rick Be Like
I can get more. I want to go into business.
It’s that time Season
That's probably the last time. Sorry.
Damn it, Ray, shit.
Once more, I'll take all your fronts out.
Come on! Show that son of a bitch how y'all do it in Harlem.
What's on your mind?
Get to work