Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

At 13, he killed a son of a bitch with a claw hammer.
Get yo ass to Work
Aye, Aye, Aye, Ain’t nobody wanting to Hear that bull...
Can't Get Right Sum Wrong with his head???
Will at every get together after his bloodwork
How you be lookin at all waitresses
He look like he can take care of hisself.
What was Cookie smokin' when he drew this?
Got all my rocks here, boss.
Proud to say, boss, I'm that baby's daddy.
I'm gonna shoot a motherfucker today.
You was Scared huh? Don’t be scared
I went to Jefferson.
I could issue a temporary marriage license, for a nominal fee.
Damn.
If you don't wanna believe me, don't.
...a violent killing spree.
Shit. Come on! Two running!
Welcome Philadelphia eagles fans To the sit yo ass down room
Come on. Think victory.
We'd like some coffee and a couple slices of pie.
Lol Yes huh
Can't get right! This one's for you baby!
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You step outside the gun line without my permission, you will be shot.
Now as far as bootleggin' goes...
Give me this.
You do that, I swear to God, you're a free man.
You feel part of this baseball game, don't you?
You show them Crawfords how to play ball.
That's your corn bread. Fuck him.
Get to work!
We next. You like baseball? We on deck.
Remember that, 'my finger and thumbs for adding' shit?
I'll get Charlie to...
Maybe I oughta eat your cornbread! (Farts)
Here's your medicine, Mr. Wilkins.
Do I look like I give a damn about my cholesterol?
Old Drunk Ass Winston
And wonder what you got up your sleeve.
No, that's not it.
- I'm gonna get my Jell-O. - Come on.
when bro dosent wanna eat his corn bread so i tell him if i can eat it
Don't be playing with yourselves. You gotta work in the morning.
- Do you hear me? - I hear you.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
2 dolla holla Where u wanna be
Ain't heard about it? Claude and Ray?
You got nerve, scraping toast and shit, making excess noise.
Mail call!
Happy Birthday Reggie
He's a king zize papa
It says it right there on your shirt.
Jackson playing Jay in FF this week ...
- Here, you keep the change. - Thank you.
Fuck OFF SURESH CAUSE I FOR ONE...WONT MISS YOU!!!
Plant just can’t get right, boss
What d'ya say, Mr. Pike? You about ready to call it a day?
I said I never thought I'd hear the day...
Boss She Ain’t Working!!
Not over no PC, man!
Get them picks a-swinging! You heard me, New York Cities.
- There's no Boom-Boom Room. - When there is one.
Gov Cooper
juss the baby tho
- How y'all doing? - What's up, country boy?
I'm a man. I ain't no motherfucking, bootlickin' trusty.
The ambiance ain't really very welcoming.
The ball! Keep your eye on the ball.
I believe this belongs to me.
Yeah?
When folks are conflicting About Ghetto D
Eyesight ain't what it once was. Ooh, this is nice here.
Lou. Cover that up. Don't nobody wanna see that shit.
Don't touch it.
BOSSS PUDDIN AIN’T working
Uh-oh
Listen here. Any plan you got...
A&T! AGGIES! GET YOUR SORRY ASSES OVER HERE!
That's why
Daddy!
I know how you think, you motherfucker.
...you so much as stick your Johnson out over the gun line...
You can't read?
Didn't you tell me there was no 'we'?
- Ray, who that? - Satchmo.
Let me tell you somethin', Mr. My-Shit-Don't-Stink Banks.
Story time is over. All you sissies get back to work right now.
I can't go home to my mama like this.
Is 'sees' a word?
Life!
- Yeah, me too. - Me too. I'd like to see that room too.
I'm not your boss.
You got a toilet in yours?
...in which your mama and daddy were both killed.
What's wrong? The moustache too big?
It's up there I'll pray about it later I'm still under construction y'all pray for her
They step out of line again, we'll shorten up that sentence real fast.
Don’t be scared
I didn't appreciate when you said something about...
If you give me the front money and a truck...
- I'm Claude. - Claude.
Got all my rocks boss
Sit your ass down.
Yeah, I remember saying that.
Fuck you ray
...but you look like you wanted to go and start fucking.
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I must apologize. That was rude of me.
I'M NOT YOUR BOSS NOT ANYMORE
He's a lowlife that hangs around in bathrooms pickpocketing people.
TELL EM ABOUT THAT RAM LINE BOSS
He's a big'un.
Welcome failcons To the sit you ass down room
That girl got game
- Who that, Ray? - Just guess.
Hey BOSS He ain’t workin
...so I cut her ass in half, but I didn't poison my ma and pa.
You said we wasn't never gonna get out of this place.
- 'The upper room' - Yeah, I'll tell you what.
D Leezy
What about me and Ray? Our names ain't on the pardon.
How much will it cost for some of that White Privilege??
- Appreciate it. - Yeah, you know, anytime I can help out.
Oh Yard Boy
You cheer up. You're goin' home.
Just sit down. Let me work it out.
Hit that ball, boy.
- Excuse me. - I'm sorry. My mistake.
You mean none of y'all can read?
To celebrate his departure...
No, you found something very amusing. What's so funny?
It was like from the X Files, man.
That fella look like he dead
Good man to have on your side. He's got capital connections.
He had what we call exacting standards when it comes to the hootch.
I got an ass-whuppin' for ya if you don't stop fuckin' with me.
What nigga? Whichever nigga I start chockin that what nigga.
Your hands are nice and supple Like a lady
Why you always post nasty shit?
Does the name Christopher Lawrence mean anything to you
Is it, old man?
Umm ma'am because he just so happens to live there
When I show up to work
They were loadin' up the truck. They'd gone on ahead.
The church took up a collection, but they're short...
'Course, I was wrong about that.
My daddy died in a place like this because of what you're sayin'.
- So you said about 35... - 35 miles.
Go. You're a free man.
What females look like Asking for Child Support
Gotta know what you're doin'.