Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what, Ray?

HEY, GURL YOU GON EAT YO CORNBREAD HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIECYPOO.

If you need anything...

You know I trust you Claude Hmmm

When a coworker asks you a question:

Get a job, get married, start having babies.

- With my first paycheck, I'll buy... - What, baby?

I blame you for everything.

We ain't takin' the train. There's a farm on the map and a boat on the farm.

That girl got yams

I ain't do nothin' for you to owe me.

This woman ain't got the recipe to it. Where would she get that?

What the hell you doin'?

I wanna be at the game. I'm on a roll.

- Why are you always saying 'we'? - What?

Didn't they burn in that fire yesterday?

Quizás debería comerme tu pan de maíz.

A face. A voice. Even a smell.

So it doesn't exist You read the bible

All right. So that's that.

I had done gave up on raises

You still got that $2?

'Cause I'm a nasty muthafucka.

Move it. Actin' all scared.

Too hot I'm tired Boss

I got all my rocks here boss

All month. If y'all was out and reading the papers...

You'll be worrying about your silverware being clean.

- That's right. - Well, how do I get a loan?

- You gonna stay for supper? - 'Fraid not.

...in all the commotion, him and Ray could just...

'I take the door off the hinges When my baby comes to call'

U can’t have my cornbread that’s for damn sure

Tracked 'em all the way to the Tallahatchie.

- The gun line, boss. - Yes.

- Take care. - Have a nice day.

You have to forgive me if I don't laugh.

“Oh See, Damn one of my toes in the bottle”

I think he's hurt pretty bad.

STICKUSTEAK South City Pondok Cabe

- And apparently your sister died too. - Jenny?

What the fuck did y'all do?

Over 40 years now. Me and Ray Gibson out there.

All we want is some coffee and a couple slices of pie, all right?

I've been carrying this letter for four months.

Elon Musk Nooooooooooooo! Say it ain’t soooooop!

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...you just blame this shit on me.

That's 'cause I ain't never been in here before.

Kay, you know i got you!! Ribs & burgers coming right up!!

It’s too hot Im tired boss

Welcome Texans fans to the sitcho ass down room

We both got fucked. While you was doing God's work...

Boy, get us some Worcestershire sauce!

- Cookie made me a map to Greenville. - So?

Ray's Boom-Boom Room. I like that.

Ray, I've been lookin' for ya.

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One never knows.

When teachers retire or quit…

This ain't my daddy's watch.

You know about boats? You probably don't know how to swim.

That's what I said.....

Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent.

Hey Boss, He ain’t working!

Sounds a damn sight better than that infirmary across the way...

Them pies look good, but I kinda lost my appetite.

I ain’t nice like boss I’ll raise the price on yo ass! Get them Tickets asap!

"'Can't Get Right.'"

I got somethin' brewin'.

She was wearin' pigskin when I met her. She's in alligator now. Let me in.

- Oh, trouble. - Don't say nothin' to him.

It's from your mama's neighbor, Mrs. Tadwell.

- Hey, don't I know you? - I don't think so.

- He made a pass at me. - Yeah, I see.

If not for me, your black ass would be floating up on a beach.

the upper rooooooom

Welcome Longhorn Fans To The Sit Yo Ass Down Room

At another establishment we can get us some pies.

...night and day. - Forget it, man. Let it go.

'Ocean views... palm trees.'

Let me get that.

We ain't got no fences here at Camp 8.

I got a job that starts on Monday.

when you come to town to see a girl ... but end up playing ball with her dad instead

Pull them dicks out it’s da boom boom room

You can’t have my cornbread

That thing? Who'd you steal it from?

See y'all in New York City

I'd do whatever it takes to make a motherfucker stop existing.

Jangle Leg! What the hell I tell you about pitchin' woo on the job, boy?

He's lying. I'm the father of that baby.

You stay here, watch the truck. I'm gonna go have fun.

Your bitch'd be standing... I'm sorry.

All right. We'll see how long he lasts.

...and Claude managed to scare up some girls.

- Is that it? - Let me pay, get out.

I Never Thought I'd see the day when my nephew would think He 's a bigger pimp then me

'Two heated swimming pools.'

Now, why do I get the feeling when you say 'some time,' you mean some time.

Hand nice and supple Like a lady

And clean off that dam table or whoop yo ass

Come on! Let's move!

- I got a plan. - I tell you what. Fuck your plan.

- Shut up. - No. Where the hell you goin'?

You think that's funny?

You motherfucker, you.

You Scared Huh? Did my be scared.

That’s gas money ray

You hit one out the park for me.

Listen, man, I seen them niggers before they put them in the box.

Bo died. And your cousin, Sally, on your daddy's side, she died.

No, I got allergies. I'm cool.

...slip right onto them fire engines, see?

- He had presents. - I ain't get nothing.

...and those two fools were still at it.

It start your brain first.

Nah, not at all.

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- How about your legs? - My legs? Those are good.

...where I'm gonna end up, I'll tell you that.

That's a long time for any crime, even murder.

- Can't you remember your own name? - I know it begins with a 'C.'

Burned my damn tongue.

I'm going to sleep. Why don't you?

Now's a good time to throw in the towel, you know what I'm sayin'?