HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I've never heard of a man settin' out to be a bank teller.
I'M NOT YOUR BOSS NOT ANYMORE
Hey boss she ain’t working always on FB while at work
Over to the morgue, up the hill to the cemetery.
I need a volunteer!
Claude...
I don't even want Jell-O. Lou ruin my stomach.
This fella looks like he’s dead!
Let me tell you something. Listen. Monday, you can go be a bank teller.
Sorry, boss.
This here is Biscuit. This is New York City One...
We'll catch you on the radio!
They'll find we do things different here.
Cut the shit and tell me what you want.
You mean this is not Ray and Claude in these two boxes?
I'm tired boss!
Jangle Leg! What the hell I tell you about pitchin' woo on the job, boy?
- Over ten bucks? - Yeah.
Four treys.
No, im afraid not..
JAYLYN, YOU GON EAT YO CORNBREAD HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIECYPOO. I LOVE YOU
It's a hell of a day for a ball game.
What d'ya say?
Not over no corn bread.
Closed
Kiss my ass.
I the zappy
I mentioned you. I mentioned both of you.
I'd been here a good while when they come.
How much it’s gon cost me to turn the GA pie int DJ pie
- Which ones there? - That's the Yankees right there.
I hope you know I don't owe you a damn thing.
Yeah, that's how it goes, brother.
Welcome San Francisco Fans To the sit your ass down room
You punk ass You bitch
- You need collateral. - What, you think I ain't got collateral?
Hey boss She ain't working
That's something to see there. That was a sight to see.
HEY BOSS HE AIN’T WORKIN
King J during inventory
It helps keep the cholesterol down.
I ain't aggravating nobody.
...SIGH...
I never thought I’d see the day That ol Tav give up hope
Either one of you new fellas know how to read?
Hey Geko Is this you?
- I got access to that. - Is that some more of your bathtub brew?
That's a terrible story.
Tell em about the RSI, boos.
Come on. Think.
- Find the card. - Don't nobody wanna hit?
Yall leave that girl alone
If it wasn't for you, I'd be home now about to have a hot meal.
Maybe I ought to eat your corn bread
They got old.
Now come on!
I call him Satchmo, and he come by whenever he in town.
- Hey, Claude! - What?
Right now! I mean right now!
I'm shippin' out this afternoon.
All fucked up.
When them liquor house shots hit yo ass
It's amazing what Ray can do with potato skins and some molasses.
She don't mean nothin' to him. Don't pay that no mind.
Poise, my ass.
'Can't get right.'
who's filling in for amy winehouse? ashley gallagher.
She was in a tight spot. Her mama needs this operation.
I damn near lived in the Cotton Club. It's all right.
I think you made your point, whatever that is.
I think that'll cover it.
it used to be ashley gallagmarry ryan orchrocki off and vanquish the clutches of the evil zak mermaid but he quit so it would be gayle barville taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Tell Em Bout tha Rocketcity boss
What the hell difference does it make?
Idk. They prolly sleep!!
I don't believe this 'before Abe' shit.
Make 'em throw you strikes.
Poker. Wouldn't be a club without some dice.
He got my daddy's watch! He killed Winston Hancock!
Give MuNaay
Listen up, jigaboo!
I don't like you swellin' all up.
What do you think we oughta do to teach 'em a lesson?
- Look at the way she glows. - She is pretty, isn't she?
I look very dapper, very debonair, don't I?
@BaseShop #100×100
I don't need you to take up for me.
You goin back to the farm now? Pick ya tomatoes?
Hehehehehehehe
...I happen to work for a very important man back East.
We rushed in. We was really hungry, so we missed it.
What the hell kind of job you got?
Ray! I know your club got gambling.
Welcome Georgia To the sitcho ass down room
Your bank account after Christmas shopping is spendng..
- Ah, Winston. ...Winston.
You prisoners are now inside the gun line.
Y'all like to talk. I'm lonely, and I like to talk too.
It's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.
They come here, must've been 1932.
- Reward? - There's people there having a good time.
We ain't got no wallflowers in Camp 8.
What makes you think that ain't work?
She Said She Tired Boss
Claude Banks going to the tonk!
- What you gonna do? - No man calls me soft. I hate that!
He's the reason I'm in here. He's got a record a mile long.
You had just said I was...
Excuse me.
Hey! What the fuck is this?
Top shelf.
...but if you cut off my fingers, you won't get nothing.
That come out of somebody's asshole, so go on, enjoy.
- Man! - Shit, that's like... Wait a minute.
Take that back, or we ain't friends no more.