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- Minecraft. - We should all say that.
Nuh-uh.
Yeah, most of it.
Yeah, I know. That's why I made them.
But they're a bunch of big softies!
If memory serves, I built a kick-ass safe room just up ahead.
This is the guy?
And a conveniently placed chest.
it transcended the barriers
Dennis? Who's-- We don't know any Dennis.
Let's do this.
...Dennis.
Hrrr.
Just a little something about myself.
Good boy.
Okay, so, how do we find this Woodland Mansion thing?
I got a bunch more stuff I wanna build.
Go, Garrett! Go faster!
Steve!
♪ I move mountains With my mind ♪
and get you guys home.
Who are these guys?
You changed my life.
Golly!
I'm washed up, Hank, and I'm gonna lose everything.
What's going on, Steve?
Let's Minecraft!
Forget it. Let's go, come on!
Wait, wait. Let me say one more thing.
First we need to load up on some gear,
Whoo! Jab it!
you can create!
The Orb!
Turns out we'd just opened a portal
Up ahead, look!
What happened?
Oops.
Yeah, it does.
We can go over or through.
And I strongly believe that every young man
Roundling!
What is it?
I keep a fat stash of diamonds at the Redstone Mines.
Yes!
Whoa! Yeah!
What? No. I'm not gonna do that!
Friendship is like a puzzle.
I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff.
Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison.
Relaje.
Henry!
Garrett!
Attack their villages.
Why is the third floor on the first floor?
What the...?
Let's go to Midport Village.
Just relax. Let my hips guide you.
Well done.
We need to find a real map, Steve.
Yeah, we're still in the beta phase,
No!
Here it is. Midport Village.
Oh, no!
Dennis, yeah.
And now I reap the rewards of your mistake.
It's a fight to the death, kid.
Third floor houses the Loot Chamber.
It is harder to create than to destroy.
...you guessed it.
Yeah. Let's do it.
should have his own signature scent.
You're gonna want to spray it and then walk into it.
As long as the Orb stays hidden,
- Yeah! - Time to take out the trash.
♪ Like a new moon on the rise ♪
Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth.
Mmm... Boo-rah!
I also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side.
Through will be faster.
Of course I still love you.
- We have to get to Henry. - Yeah.
So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone.
Garrett finally leveled up.
It's got some pickaxes.
"Would you marry me?"
♪ I feel alive ♪
All right. This is the new neighborhood.
But we're done with our meal.
and need a ton of cash fast
They wield powerful dark magic.
Henry!
the envy of the gaming world
because I need the money, because I'm broke.
Creative kids get picked last for gym,
Hang on!
And I'm really sorry about Garrett.
sneak in through the window, and snag the Earth Crystal.
How about this? What if I just take you to dinner?
Garrett, wait!
No! I thought I grabbed three!
Listen up, you swine!