Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no. But could you help me train a little?
...where could I have put Pip's invitation? Let's see...
Holy crap, dude. Satan is huge!
What a splendid party
OMG, TKK! YB!
You're gonna kick his ass, Jesus.
- You bet! - That was a good episode.
Do you need to sit in time-out for a minute?
You're right, Stan. Thank you, boys.
That's right, South Parketeers. Being the new kid can be hard.
What would Nancy Kerrigan do? Not give up.
- How are you, Damien? - They farted on me and called me...
It's always, "Someone coming." I hope someone comes. We like people.
...ruining any chance you had of coming to my party. Sorry, old chap.
- I think I left the oven on. - I think I left your oven on too.
- The reign of my father. - Your father?
- What were we talking about? - The new kid.
Thou must taketh me to Satan's seed...
What the hell do you mean, "if"?