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You got in trouble. You got in trouble.
- I guess all the kids are at that party. - It's always a huge event.
- Oh, my God. They killed Kenny! - You bastard!
- You piece of crap! - They were all out!
That's my favorite kind of chili.
- Then I'll call you Pip. - Right-o.
Happy Birthday
Anyway, Kenny, Yellow Goner Bitch is only $8.95.
Let's tell Indian Companion to go away.
You did, Jesus.
Betting against your lord and savior. I am disgusted!
Your time here is short. Soon, my father comes.
Oh, my mother was from Alabama.
Do we go to the fight or Cartman's birthday?
FEEL THE WRATH OF BLUTO!
They said we were "blasphemous" and "sacrilegious."
You changed your bet. You forsaked me too.
Who decided it had to be on Saturday? This is a plot against me, isn't it?
Somebody once said, "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man."
- Children, today is a very special day. - My birthday isn't until Saturday.
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
I'll get you what I want.
Pip's invitation, Pip's invitation... I remember.
...Beelzebub!
Holy Poop On a Pickle!
Now I think they like him because he picks on me.
- Whoa! - That is one fudged-up little cracker.
And in the very, very black corner...
Okay, pal. You asked for it.
New kid, want an invitation to my birthday party?
- Drink these raw eggs, Jesus. - No way.
...I'd be a big fat-ass too. - That's ri... Hey!
It's just getting old. Let everything be decided in the ring.
You're out!
Anyway, Kenny, Yellow Mega Man is only $8.95.
No more pie.
I will crush him like a little bug.
We've got to do something, children!