Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you, sweet Jesus, for showing us the light!
So take special care to make him feel welcome.
It's that guy from the public access show.
...says “Green Wakko”? - Mine says “Red Wakko.”
I don't need it. I'm the son of Satan.
...says "Dark Cyan Tankman"? - Mine says "Dark Purple Tankman."
One, two, three...
That's because Yellow Mega Man is the cheapest and your family's poor.
- It's a game, dude. It's fun! - You son of a bitch!
Fartboy? Perhaps they won't call me that anymore.
Pornhub
...let's get ready to rumble!
Hey, who cut your hair, Stevie Wonder?
...just because they're different. Let me sing you a little song.
Oh, crap.
When it looked the darkest, she fought to be the best.
As your counselor...
- I don't believe this! - What a mean thing to do.
Some of you know what it's like to be the new kid.
...and change my bet right now. - Yeah, me too.
Jesus Christ weighs in at 1 35 pounds, 1 ounce.
- She wanted the gold. - Stan!
You're all a bunch of Judases.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Recess sucks without any slides or nothing.