Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bring me Jesus!
...the king of all that is evil...
I shoved it up my ass! I wrote it out...
The other kids have always hated you?
Does he think we're crazy?
Surveillance video shows Blythe accidentally gets locked in a bathroom with Whittany.
- What's happening? - Come over here if you're scared.
Die!
You shouldn't be so upset. I know it's hard, but they'll accept you someday.
Now that is a man who has eaten a lot of beef!
Green Mega Man goes with Red and Yellow...
The final battle between good and evil, only on pay-per-view.
- Not yet. - Hey, Jesus, if you win...
Behold, he is already upon us.
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- Jesus? - Jesus?
You should speak to the counselor. He helps me.
...and Chef thinks he's evil. - Look what he did to Kenny.
- The Prince of Darkness. - We have royalty in our class.
...we got a lot of complaints from religious groups.
Oh, dude!
Who do you think was the one person that bet on Jesus to win?
Turn him back. He has to buy the Yellow Mega Man.
So your mom can put it on layaway and make payments.
I want a clean fight. No punches below the belt, holding or miracles.
Here comes the unholy butthole now.
Thank you for your faith...
That does it!
Never bet on evil, because when you do... Ned, look!
- Change my bet! - Mine on the Devil!