Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I used to be "Batman."
- And here it comes. - No.
- No, you're not. - Then why do I have a badge
Okay, so you guys are rich Europeans
Oh, I'm great at languages. Watch this.
A car's gotta have a sexy name, like Brooke,
and then two potential responses.
He's been in the system since he was 11.
- All right, I'm gonna do it. - Mm-hmm.
from everyone who's heard it.
Can't do that to Phil. "Sussudio" demands vinyl.
That's how he escaped. He dressed up like an old lady.
He's our van driver.
I got my friend's sperm back from his ex-wife last year.
If anyone was stealing any eggs, it was you
- Gertie? - Nope.
Okay, Captain, now I know you're going to step in and defend me.
There are nine fugitives,
even if that means forgiving a guy who stole some cars,
You two start at Bond and we'll rendezvous in the middle,
but I like to sleep with the fan on,
The stairs are in the back.
We need a theme song.
I heard he jacked some nice cars, and I might have a buyer.
go do something with it.
"Grand theft auto. Grand theft auto.
You're gonna go back to stealing cars immediately,
You look statue rich.
Guys, look over there by the hallway.
warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse,
- What's going on? - No scar. It's not Fran.
Ha-ha! Good luck talking to the crazies.
Amy moves in with me. I lord it over her.
but Amy felt bad because you seemed so pathetic.
Come on, man. I need your help to take down your brother.
I had to hang out with the lunch ladies.
I'm sure he'll be brief.
from all your past crimes.
I'm putting myself on this case.
a prison van overturned on Nevins Street.
Doug Judy. The Pontiac Bandit.
I'm sorry.
I came alone. There's no backup.
Get out of here. Take those glass cutters with you.
No. No. You don't get credit for this guy.
You were too busy singing your songs
Doug Egg and Egg Peralta.
- in his brother's gun. - Aha!
How sad is it when Cedric dies?
Uh, ay caramba.
catch three perps so quickly?
Your apartment is two blocks away from mine.
I don't know his hobbies. It just says here
Literally.
I have a dark past.
"Smells like home."
And I did.
was tricking us so he could steal the egg.
Oh, wait a minute, Sarge. I don't have eyes on that room.
There's got to be 30 floors in this building.
You know where I have to paint now?
After I found the man that robbed my husband
♪ Now I'ma get my immunity ♪
You can't bring them anywhere.
Oh, that makes sense. Scott's a perv.
Oh, love the shirt, Jake.
It was carrying nine convicts who are now at large.
- I didn't kill my wife! - What?
She's miserable. We live happily ever after.
- My whole life is a lie. - Shoot him.
So, what's next for you, Doug Judy?
- Why is it so sticky? - I was eating sour straws.
New York's finest just got a whole lot finer.
How come they never make quesadillas with sausage?
All civilians are being evacuated.
I just looked over at you and thought,
- Unless... - Stop it, Jake!
Hang on. I'll find it.
Was it grey when you bought it?
and guess what I found on it.
I'm unarmed. I'm not wearing a wire.
Gina, get your wackadoodle out of here.
the radishes they put on the side for decoration?
And Stephen King's classic short story.
A murderer that just stole a ton of cars.
You want me to help you catch him?
They reek of death.
- then I don't need this chain. - Okay, great.