Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When you’re in Congress But don’t understand how it works.
- and I don't even know what that is. - All right, that does it.
I wrote it all down, and we're gonna publish it into a book!
Jesus lived here in America?
Well, Stan, God and Jesus don't actually speak to people.
- Who? - Shut up, turd! We're watching Friends!
See? That's what happened to me!
Yeah.
Goddamn religious kooks! Tell my son what to believe, will you?
Well, look, my kid was just over at your house, and he...
Sure.
Looks like I don't have a class full of retards any more,
In America? Really? That sounds kind of...
Mr Harrison said that I need to be following Heavenly Father's plan,
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
all Native Americans were white.
Dumb, da-dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
- Here's Stan's little girlfriend now. - Hey, guys.
- Well, thanks... - Karen just finished baking
- 1969! - Very good, Gary.
Joseph Smith was called a prophet Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Being candid about it
- Oh, dude, what a little asshole. - Yeah, screw that kid.
- Yeah! - Hooray for the Marshes!
so I went out to the woods.
These are the Native Americans you know today.
Well, it's just that the Harrisons are really nice people,
and I'm just gonna need a little bit to pay for the publishing costs.
because what the church teaches now is loving your family,
Another new testament of Jesus Christ!
and please keep our bellies full of yum-yums and luscious goodies.
I found them! I found them!
Well, yeah, sure. Why would he make that up?
THE RICE KRISPIE SQUARES ARE DONE!!!
Hey, there! You wanna kick the ball around with me?
And that's how the Book of Mormon was written