Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I found them! I found them!
THE RICE KRISPIE SQUARES ARE DONE!!!
Yeah.
- Who? - Shut up, turd! We're watching Friends!
I wrote it all down, and we're gonna publish it into a book!
Well, it's just that the Harrisons are really nice people,
- Well, thanks... - Karen just finished baking
These are the Native Americans you know today.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
- Here's Stan's little girlfriend now. - Hey, guys.
because what the church teaches now is loving your family,
- 1969! - Very good, Gary.
Dumb, da-dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Mr Harrison said that I need to be following Heavenly Father's plan,
- Oh, dude, what a little asshole. - Yeah, screw that kid.
so I went out to the woods.
- and I don't even know what that is. - All right, that does it.
And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
Joseph Smith was called a prophet Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
When you’re in Congress But don’t understand how it works.
In America? Really? That sounds kind of...
all Native Americans were white.
Well, look, my kid was just over at your house, and he...
- Yeah! - Hooray for the Marshes!
Another new testament of Jesus Christ!
Looks like I don't have a class full of retards any more,
See? That's what happened to me!
and I'm just gonna need a little bit to pay for the publishing costs.
and please keep our bellies full of yum-yums and luscious goodies.
Well, Stan, God and Jesus don't actually speak to people.
Being candid about it
Jesus lived here in America?
Goddamn religious kooks! Tell my son what to believe, will you?
Hey, there! You wanna kick the ball around with me?
Well, yeah, sure. Why would he make that up?
Sure.