Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, dude, what a little asshole. - Yeah, screw that kid.
These are the Native Americans you know today.
- Yeah! - Hooray for the Marshes!
Well, yeah, sure. Why would he make that up?
And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
and please keep our bellies full of yum-yums and luscious goodies.
and I'm just gonna need a little bit to pay for the publishing costs.
Well, look, my kid was just over at your house, and he...
all Native Americans were white.
I found them! I found them!
Dumb, da-dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Joseph Smith was called a prophet Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Being candid about it
Another new testament of Jesus Christ!
Well, it's just that the Harrisons are really nice people,
- Who? - Shut up, turd! We're watching Friends!
Hey, there! You wanna kick the ball around with me?
so I went out to the woods.
Goddamn religious kooks! Tell my son what to believe, will you?
In America? Really? That sounds kind of...
See? That's what happened to me!
Mr Harrison said that I need to be following Heavenly Father's plan,
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
because what the church teaches now is loving your family,
Sure.
Looks like I don't have a class full of retards any more,
THE RICE KRISPIE SQUARES ARE DONE!!!
- and I don't even know what that is. - All right, that does it.
Well, Stan, God and Jesus don't actually speak to people.
Jesus lived here in America?
I wrote it all down, and we're gonna publish it into a book!
- 1969! - Very good, Gary.
Yeah.
When you’re in Congress But don’t understand how it works.
- Well, thanks... - Karen just finished baking
- Here's Stan's little girlfriend now. - Hey, guys.