Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah! - Hooray for the Marshes!
In America? Really? That sounds kind of...
Hey, there! You wanna kick the ball around with me?
I wrote it all down, and we're gonna publish it into a book!
so I went out to the woods.
Sure.
- Oh, dude, what a little asshole. - Yeah, screw that kid.
Mr Harrison said that I need to be following Heavenly Father's plan,
- Well, thanks... - Karen just finished baking
Well, it's just that the Harrisons are really nice people,
Dumb, da-dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Goddamn religious kooks! Tell my son what to believe, will you?
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
- and I don't even know what that is. - All right, that does it.
And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
and I'm just gonna need a little bit to pay for the publishing costs.
- 1969! - Very good, Gary.
Well, Stan, God and Jesus don't actually speak to people.
See? That's what happened to me!
Well, yeah, sure. Why would he make that up?
These are the Native Americans you know today.
and please keep our bellies full of yum-yums and luscious goodies.
Joseph Smith was called a prophet Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Another new testament of Jesus Christ!
- Who? - Shut up, turd! We're watching Friends!
all Native Americans were white.
When you’re in Congress But don’t understand how it works.
I found them! I found them!
Well, look, my kid was just over at your house, and he...
THE RICE KRISPIE SQUARES ARE DONE!!!
Yeah.
- Here's Stan's little girlfriend now. - Hey, guys.
Jesus lived here in America?
Looks like I don't have a class full of retards any more,
because what the church teaches now is loving your family,
Being candid about it