Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Joseph Smith was called a prophet Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

I wrote it all down, and we're gonna publish it into a book!

Being candid about it

Well, yeah, sure. Why would he make that up?

Mr Harrison said that I need to be following Heavenly Father's plan,

- Well, thanks... - Karen just finished baking

Dumb, da-dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

Looks like I don't have a class full of retards any more,

- Yeah! - Hooray for the Marshes!

Another new testament of Jesus Christ!

- Here's Stan's little girlfriend now. - Hey, guys.

so I went out to the woods.

Jesus lived here in America?

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

and please keep our bellies full of yum-yums and luscious goodies.

Well, Stan, God and Jesus don't actually speak to people.

When you’re in Congress But don’t understand how it works.

Well, look, my kid was just over at your house, and he...

- and I don't even know what that is. - All right, that does it.

- 1969! - Very good, Gary.

and I'm just gonna need a little bit to pay for the publishing costs.

because what the church teaches now is loving your family,

all Native Americans were white.

In America? Really? That sounds kind of...

Well, it's just that the Harrisons are really nice people,

- Oh, dude, what a little asshole. - Yeah, screw that kid.

These are the Native Americans you know today.

And that's how the Book of Mormon was written

Hey, there! You wanna kick the ball around with me?

See? That's what happened to me!

THE RICE KRISPIE SQUARES ARE DONE!!!

- Who? - Shut up, turd! We're watching Friends!

Goddamn religious kooks! Tell my son what to believe, will you?

I found them! I found them!