Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, thanks... - Karen just finished baking
THE RICE KRISPIE SQUARES ARE DONE!!!
- Here's Stan's little girlfriend now. - Hey, guys.
Being candid about it
- Yeah! - Hooray for the Marshes!
- Who? - Shut up, turd! We're watching Friends!
These are the Native Americans you know today.
Joseph Smith was called a prophet Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
and I'm just gonna need a little bit to pay for the publishing costs.
Well, yeah, sure. Why would he make that up?
Well, it's just that the Harrisons are really nice people,
- 1969! - Very good, Gary.
Sure.
I found them! I found them!
and please keep our bellies full of yum-yums and luscious goodies.
Yeah.
Another new testament of Jesus Christ!
Dumb, da-dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
I wrote it all down, and we're gonna publish it into a book!
Goddamn religious kooks! Tell my son what to believe, will you?
so I went out to the woods.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
- and I don't even know what that is. - All right, that does it.
all Native Americans were white.
Mr Harrison said that I need to be following Heavenly Father's plan,
When you’re in Congress But don’t understand how it works.
- Oh, dude, what a little asshole. - Yeah, screw that kid.
Looks like I don't have a class full of retards any more,
Well, Stan, God and Jesus don't actually speak to people.
See? That's what happened to me!
because what the church teaches now is loving your family,
Jesus lived here in America?
In America? Really? That sounds kind of...
Well, look, my kid was just over at your house, and he...
Hey, there! You wanna kick the ball around with me?
And that's how the Book of Mormon was written