Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The gold plates and the seer stones. Where are they?

The truth is I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it all up

Dad, did you know that that Joseph Smith guy

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

- Hey, it's Gary! - Gary!

Hey, Stan, how was your date last night with the new kid?

We forget not everyone wants to hear about it.

Now, when I put the seer stones into the hat,

The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up,

- Mr Harrison is a white guy, right? - Yeah.

and publish it into a book for the whole world to read.

They're not rocks. They're seer stones, given to me by an angel.

Well, that's just because he hasn't heard the best part

being nice and helping people.

Okay, now who can tell me what year

We all came to America from Jerusalem,

...my sister Jenny... - Hey!

- I can't wait! - Yeah!

The only thing you are good at

and they still believe Joseph Smith was a prophet?

You know, to be honest, I've never known any Mormons.

but I think all you guys are really cool, so

Lucy Harris smart, smart, smart Martin Harris dumb

And even though people in this town might think that's stupid,

- Mr Harris, can you keep a secret? - Well, sure, I can.

- Hey, guys! - Hey, guys!

All right, kids, now how about we do some scripture readings

The jilted lover returns.