Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, kids, now how about we do some scripture readings

Dad, did you know that that Joseph Smith guy

- Hey, it's Gary! - Gary!

being nice and helping people.

And even though people in this town might think that's stupid,

The only thing you are good at

- Mr Harrison is a white guy, right? - Yeah.

The gold plates and the seer stones. Where are they?

- Mr Harris, can you keep a secret? - Well, sure, I can.

The jilted lover returns.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

The truth is I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it all up

Now, when I put the seer stones into the hat,

Well, that's just because he hasn't heard the best part

Hey, Stan, how was your date last night with the new kid?

...my sister Jenny... - Hey!

They're not rocks. They're seer stones, given to me by an angel.

but I think all you guys are really cool, so

Okay, now who can tell me what year

- I can't wait! - Yeah!

and they still believe Joseph Smith was a prophet?

The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up,

We all came to America from Jerusalem,

You know, to be honest, I've never known any Mormons.

and publish it into a book for the whole world to read.

We forget not everyone wants to hear about it.

Lucy Harris smart, smart, smart Martin Harris dumb

- Hey, guys! - Hey, guys!