HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Find it, and fulfil your destiny.
If you're gonna say things that have been proven wrong,
which I can then read to you.
and they said I should start my own church
- What's that? - That's when we don't allow any TV
Dum dum dum dum dum
I'm really, truly sorry, Mr Marsh. It won't happen again.
- He's a peckerface, that's what he is! - Go kick his ass, Stan.
Dum Dum Dum DUm Dready !!!
Here comes my family now!
in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense,
So, how'd it go, Clubber Lang? You kick Mr Harrison's ass?
All right, Martin. Let's get to work.
We have a new student joining us today who has just moved here from Utah.
Stay and play with your friends, Gary.
And the Lord said he's very angry with me
Oh, boy! Who is the best mom in the world?
With chocolate frosting!
Yeah! Go, Stan! Go, Stan!
Hey! My family's on their way over to the fire station to donate blood!
- Randy, don't cause trouble. - Let me handle this, Sharon.
- Well, Stan, it's all a matter of faith. - No, it's a matter of logic!
Did you get the nurse
My son was having a little problem with our new religion.
Yeah! I'm gonna kick his ass!
If Joseph Smith really is translating off of golden plates,
I sure am. The name's Gary.
Look, we painted our faces!
so I made you a new one.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
- Yeah! - All right!
- the book that Joseph Smith found. - Who's Joseph Smith?
So what do you guys wanna do?
Martin Harris Dumb, da-dumb
if I should be a Protestant or a Catholic or what,
but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion