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- What's that? - That's when we don't allow any TV
- He's a peckerface, that's what he is! - Go kick his ass, Stan.
If Joseph Smith really is translating off of golden plates,
So, how'd it go, Clubber Lang? You kick Mr Harrison's ass?
With chocolate frosting!
in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense,
Stay and play with your friends, Gary.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dum dum dum dum dum
Dum Dum Dum DUm Dready !!!
- Well, Stan, it's all a matter of faith. - No, it's a matter of logic!
Yeah! Go, Stan! Go, Stan!
And the Lord said he's very angry with me
Did you get the nurse
Look, we painted our faces!
but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion
Martin Harris Dumb, da-dumb
and they said I should start my own church
I sure am. The name's Gary.
If you're gonna say things that have been proven wrong,
All right, Martin. Let's get to work.
I'm really, truly sorry, Mr Marsh. It won't happen again.
- Randy, don't cause trouble. - Let me handle this, Sharon.
which I can then read to you.
My son was having a little problem with our new religion.
Oh, boy! Who is the best mom in the world?
We have a new student joining us today who has just moved here from Utah.
- the book that Joseph Smith found. - Who's Joseph Smith?
so I made you a new one.
- Yeah! - All right!
Here comes my family now!
Hey! My family's on their way over to the fire station to donate blood!
if I should be a Protestant or a Catholic or what,
Yeah! I'm gonna kick his ass!
So what do you guys wanna do?
Find it, and fulfil your destiny.