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We have a new student joining us today who has just moved here from Utah.
Here comes my family now!
in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense,
so I made you a new one.
I sure am. The name's Gary.
Hey! My family's on their way over to the fire station to donate blood!
So what do you guys wanna do?
Dum Dum Dum DUm Dready !!!
I'm really, truly sorry, Mr Marsh. It won't happen again.
Oh, boy! Who is the best mom in the world?
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
- Well, Stan, it's all a matter of faith. - No, it's a matter of logic!
Look, we painted our faces!
Did you get the nurse
If you're gonna say things that have been proven wrong,
- Yeah! - All right!
My son was having a little problem with our new religion.
Stay and play with your friends, Gary.
- What's that? - That's when we don't allow any TV
Find it, and fulfil your destiny.
If Joseph Smith really is translating off of golden plates,
- He's a peckerface, that's what he is! - Go kick his ass, Stan.
but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion
With chocolate frosting!
- the book that Joseph Smith found. - Who's Joseph Smith?
Yeah! Go, Stan! Go, Stan!
Dum dum dum dum dum
Yeah! I'm gonna kick his ass!
and they said I should start my own church
And the Lord said he's very angry with me
which I can then read to you.
Martin Harris Dumb, da-dumb
if I should be a Protestant or a Catholic or what,
- Randy, don't cause trouble. - Let me handle this, Sharon.
So, how'd it go, Clubber Lang? You kick Mr Harrison's ass?
All right, Martin. Let's get to work.