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- the book that Joseph Smith found. - Who's Joseph Smith?
So, how'd it go, Clubber Lang? You kick Mr Harrison's ass?
All right, Martin. Let's get to work.
- What's that? - That's when we don't allow any TV
Martin Harris Dumb, da-dumb
- Randy, don't cause trouble. - Let me handle this, Sharon.
Look, we painted our faces!
Find it, and fulfil your destiny.
Hey! My family's on their way over to the fire station to donate blood!
- Well, Stan, it's all a matter of faith. - No, it's a matter of logic!
and they said I should start my own church
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
If you're gonna say things that have been proven wrong,
Did you get the nurse
And the Lord said he's very angry with me
I sure am. The name's Gary.
- He's a peckerface, that's what he is! - Go kick his ass, Stan.
Dum dum dum dum dum
Oh, boy! Who is the best mom in the world?
but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion
Dum Dum Dum DUm Dready !!!
I'm really, truly sorry, Mr Marsh. It won't happen again.
If Joseph Smith really is translating off of golden plates,
in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense,
which I can then read to you.
Here comes my family now!
if I should be a Protestant or a Catholic or what,
We have a new student joining us today who has just moved here from Utah.
My son was having a little problem with our new religion.
With chocolate frosting!
so I made you a new one.
So what do you guys wanna do?
Stay and play with your friends, Gary.
- Yeah! - All right!
Yeah! I'm gonna kick his ass!
Yeah! Go, Stan! Go, Stan!