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I know exactly what's gonna happen to you on this adventure.
GEPPETTO: Pinocchio! JIMINY: Geppetto! Geppetto!
(LAUGHING)
And gotten lost.
That's the key to this cage lock. Can you reach it?
It just didn't feel right.
(LAUGHING)
Well, that's him.
Not ríðikœľusü pųpeís. Pųpeís bíłøŋğ îñ þe pųpei şo.
But then I got kidnapped and was locked in a bird cage,
Faster, Pinoke, faster! Spin those clodhoppers.
Directed by Robert Zemeckis
(PURRING)
JIMINY: Hold up here, Pinoke.
(SOFIA SQUAWKS)
Once upon a time, a long time ago,
Jiminy and I are singing always be my conscience be my guide, and I called him stupid... and I just smashed him!
Like a bolt out of the blue
What? Pinoke, what'd she say?
I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you
(LAUGHING)
I want the world to know Nothing ever worries me
(GEPPETTO GRUNTING)
Mmm. Yum-yum-yum-yum!
So he sold all his clocks and he bought a boat.
WWWWHHHAAAATTT!
(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Did you hurt your leg?
Already, yes. Figaro, do you miss him?
(LAUGHS)
No, we're not. Positive thinking, Jiminy.
And not just an actor. An entrepreneur. Nay, an influencer.
I can't believe it. We're so close and yet so far.
you want to take to Pleasure Island.
Pinocchio, when a boy is brave, truthful and unselfish,
(CHIRPS)
A killjoy who apparently doesn't believe in having fun.
And we will treat all the members of our troupe fairly and kindly, and...
I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you
No, no. "Conscience." Abstract, noun, singular.
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING AND APPLAUDING)
except the other way, presumably, but that is not a good option.
(MEOWING)
No!
How? How can you walk? How can you talk?
Whoa! (CLEARS THROAT)
-(FIGARO MEOWS) -Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
(MEOWS)
(CHIRPS)
Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.
Pinoke, remember what the Blue Fairy said?
(GASPS SOFTLY)
Open sesame!
I wasn't even angry anymore! WAH-HA-HO HO HO! I was supposed to be a real-a-boy la la worry and we are! Oh, never mind. You'd throw our perfect dream away.
PINOCCHIO: No. I'm going to school
will be the most life-altering experience you will ever have.
(KIDS CHATTERING)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
-Oh, Pinocchio. Pinocchio. -Hello, Pops.
(AS SABINA) And we want you to be the headliner.
School is for real children.
Now we're talking. (CHIRPS) School's that-a-way.
I know. A real boy. But guess what?
(GASPS) A wooden boy! Look at that, Gideon. It's amazing.
Figaro, Cleo, I've got Father.
The only marionette who can sing and dance without the aid of strings.
What is going on in here?! What is going on in here?!
(MONSTRO GROWLING)
(BRAYS)
PINOCCHIO: Well, almost famous.
Oh! Oh, no! No. Ah!
Oh, no. What's happening? What do I do?
A catastrophe!
-GEPPETTO: Jiminy? Who's Jiminy? -My conscience.
This is a miracle. Pinocchio!
You mean more to him than his beloved clocks.
Father, what's that big shining thing?
That's more like it. Yes, I'm the Blue Fairy.
(IN ENGLISH) Ah! I have some very good garbage for you.
Happily ever after was never meant to be
Yeah. My donkey ears are gone.
Guy: Out! Get out!
Honest John?
Their secret longing
(SCREAMING)
cuckoo cuckoo
(COINS CLINKING)
(CHIRPING)
(JIMINY SCREAMING)
Well, I guess this is it. This is how it ends.
Their thirsty minds rushing to the fountain of knowledge.
(FIGARO YAWNS)
I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
Jiminy. Where’d he GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
You're in the sea, Pinoke. Seawater is salty.
(GEPPETTO GROANS AND SIGHS)
Yes, Father, I'm back. I'm coming to you.
(NOSE SQUEAKS)
I wish...
-I miss him, too. -(MEOWS)
She brings to those who love
HEADMASTER: Out! Get out.
(LAUGHING)
(FIGARO MEOWING)
Psst. Pinocchio. Pinocchio. Listen up.
Yes, yes. To me you are belong.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)