Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-And who might you be? -Jiminy Cricket.

(CLOCK RINGING)

I've met some really nice people, Jiminy.

Sounds like your head is made of white pine. Hence, Pinocchio.

Hold on one gosh-darn minute.

But I don't trust you.

Mr. Stromboli said I could go home and tell my father I got famous.

Yes, let's get home.

I'll move without apology And every step will set me free

Oh, what a beautiful clear night. Ah! Beautiful.

-Let's try this again. I'm the Blue Fairy. -Hello, Blue Fairy!

Now turn around. Let me get a look at you.

Never should have done that. Never. What in blazes?

Is his curriculum child-led? Brain-based for a growth mindset?

You've got to be careful, because sometimes when peers get in a group,

Perhaps I'll see you next year when we come back to put on a show in Siena?

Almost what your father wished for.

Aye. Cross my heart and hope to die.

Here you go, gents. Have a tall one. They're on the house.

-Oh, Sofia, is that you? What? -(SQUAWKS)

The New Marionette Family Theater! I like it.

I heard something.

And won't your father be proud?

-Who am I supposed to believe? -Well, that is the age-old question.

(STROMBOLI ANNOUNCING INDISTINCTLY)

He needed to get to Pleasure Island to look for Pinocchio.

And we will eat dinner precisely at the stroke of 5:00.

BOY 5: So much root beer!

And since then many stories have been told about him.

Jiminy, what are you doing up there?

(WARBLING INDISTINCTLY)

And the most important part about being real isn't what you're made of.

(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

Normal Word: Pinocchio. My boy, you're here?

Father, I see your boat still floats.

-(LAUGHS) -(MEOWS)

The Sienese love puppets. They will give us lots of money.

(WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)

If you won't be like all these kids There's nothing for you here

Thank you. I'll try to be worthy of it.

You stop and buy out a candy store An actor's life for me...

Jiminy! Jiminy!

(CREATURES GROWLING)

I'm almost a real boy, and I can become one.

Don't be a party pooper Afraid of having fun

Remember when he found out? How he beat...

It's fame you want. Fame and fortune.

Everyone can relax. I'm here now. What seems to be the...

A high silk hat and a silver cane A watch of gold with a diamond chain

Me-de-de-de-de-me-de-de-de-de-- Shut up butthead!

Look. It's Sofia.

Figaro, no, no.

CHILDREN: Yeah.

(GLASS SQUEAKING)

One World, One Sky One World, One Sky

(IN ENGLISH) My little wooden gold mine.

Are you with us on this ride? Now you must decide

(GLASS SHATTERS)

Jiminy, I'm sorry I didn't listen to you outside of school.

-(GRUNTS) -Gotcha.

I'm telling you, forget all these big-headed ideas about being famous

(CONTINUES SOBBING)

(GEPPETTO SNORING)

Hey! Don't call me fat you fucking jew! Shut the fuck up Pinoke!

(GLASS BREAKING)

Really? You want me in your show?

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

(CHILDREN MURMURING)

Captain Hook, we will never join your crew.

I hereby appoint you Pinocchio's conscience.

"But his feelings were tangled And knotted like twine

We should make a wish, huh? Yeah?

-But my father... -Wanted you to go to school and you did.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(GASPS) Well, well, well. Stromboli! So that old rascal's back in town.

Georgia Made in Georgia

-Half-human, half-marionette -(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

You'll find your flow And that's when you let go

Hello, Pinocchio. We'll follow the star and here I am. Love led us here. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME!!!

One, pay attention. Two, obey all the rules.

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

And three, do whatever the teacher tells you to do.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Blue Fairy? The Blue Fairy!

(GLASS SQUEAKING)

-Oh! Look at that. -(HICCUPS)

(FABIANA VOCALIZING IN DISTANCE)

-Is this where Pinocchio is? -(SQUAWKS)

I present to you something that you will absolutely refuse to believe.

I put my father named Geppetto in jail! I-I had no choice! I had to do it!

(GASPS) Gideon, a thing like that could be worth a fortune to someone.

Jiminy, Father looks like he's hurt. I have to help him.

No, it'd never work. We are wasting precious time.

I bet you were thinking I dropped the ball.

(Kids laughing like MAD) Get out and-a STAY out!

Of course he did. All parents say that. But he doesn't recognize your genius.

Those clocks meant everything to him. It's his life's work.