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The way this old man's eyes can see

(GEPPETTO GRUNTS SOFTLY)

-Now, let's get you home. -Yeah.

BOY 1: Root beer! BOY 2: Root beer.

Fuck you Gepetto! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'll have to punch you in the fatnose!

(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)

Asleep on the job, huh?

Father? It's me, Pinocchio. I'm home.

Sorry, kiddo. That's not the way I remember it.

Pinoke, let's get out of here.

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

It's the greatest joy joint in the world. No cops, no parents, no rules.

Fate steps in and sees you through

Hello, Pinocchio. We'll follow the star and here I am. Love led us here. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME!!!

Open up. I need to get in there. Open up, I say!

"But to be truly real He had to pass an ordeal"

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

now that you won't be famous.

-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -(HISSING)

-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(SINGING) Hi-diddle-dee-dee

That's right. And I have an idea.

I wasn't even angry anymore! Wah-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho! I was supposed to be a real boy la la la la la la lunch and la worry and we are!

What should it be?

He said I belong in a puppet show.

Hi-diddle-dee-dee

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Oh, no, oh, no, no!

I'm just so happy to see you safe and sound.

What? Who? Who are we talking to? What is a Jiminy? Wait, wait. I can't...

I'm scared Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you

Pinoke! Why? Why did you do this to me, Pinoke? I'm talking to you from the other side Pinoke! You smashed me with your hammer! It's me, Jiminy Cricket over here! Why?!?!?

-(MONSTRO GRUNTING) -(YELPS)

-Aren't you coming with me? -Uh, no, Pinoke.

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

All of those people cheering and applauding. I hated it.

-(CHUCKLING) -They look like my father's clocks.

All right. Now calm down, son. Remember what I said about temptation?

Oh, do you want them back?

Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.

LAMPWICK: Conscience?

-"Not a boy. Just a toy for a puppeteer" -(CAT YAWNS)

Shall I continue?

(CHILDREN SQUEALING IN DELIGHT)

Nothing you need to worry about,

Pinocchio, something tells me the decision you made is the right one.

Not ridiculous puppets. Puppets belong in the puppet show.

She brings to those who love

so I'm not one to pass judgment on what's real.

Until such time as Pinocchio may grow his own.

I will be right here when you get back.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

I was scared to death you got lost or stolen.

It's a story that begins a long time ago.

Gideon, listen.

(GLASS BREAKING)

(CLOCKS TICKING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

All you need is your feet And a beat and the floor

RIZZI: I will give you 20 lira. 30 lira.

(JIMINY CHIRPING)

-There. -Let me go. Let me out of here.

-(DOOR OPENS) -(GASPS)

(IN ENGLISH) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

And now we're here!

COACHMAN: Hyah!

Bright lights. Music. Applause. Fame!

Sing Word: Hi Diddle Dee Dee

-An actor's life is fun -(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

Just because a fella sneaks into somebody's house to warm his backside,

Okay, Mr. Right or Wrong. Hold on to your hat.

Will come to you

Good night, Geppetto. I leave a disappointed man.

No more of these sad thoughts, huh? Time for some happiness.

when one has such a personality, such a profile, such a physique?

I put my father named Geppetto in jail! I-I had no choice! I had to do it!

"Shut my mouth. You can talk."

Let it go like a child And be free and be wild

YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!! I’LL MURDER YOU!!!!

(CHUCKLING) Whoa!

I'm not broken.

Oh, let's dance.

Now it's time to play

Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHING)

-No, you can talk. -"No, you can talk."

So I joined the puppet show and became famous.

Of course he's real! He's alive, isn't he?

Pinocchio? Running on the water?

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

But I'd trust the guy the Blue Fairy assigned to the case. Wouldn't you?

One of these days, a heavy wagon wheel's gonna fling one of these rocks

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I must be day-dreaming.

Never understood that expression. How can it be "once upon a time"?

I wasn't even angry anymore! Wah-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho! I was supposed to be a real boy la la la lunch and la worry and we are!

(WHIRRING ACCELERATES)

Which is why I'm telling you