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Hey, Slats, we got to come back here and bust up some clocks.

Just keep walking. You'll find out.

School is for ordinary, humdrum, common, boring, silly little children!

Oh, my goodness. This is a serious crisis.

Everybody who's anybody wants to be a somebody.

Get it? Get it? It talks too much. Tick-tock, the clock tick-tocks too much?

But I will always

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

and she loved every one of them.

Well, I guess you ain't transformed into a complete jerk yet. (CHUCKLES)

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

He looks almost like a real boy.

You? Did you...

There are many, many curving streets, so pay attention.

BLUE FAIRY: (SINGING) When you wish upon a star

-What's a dinghy? -A tiny boat.

(CHAIN CLINKING SOFTLY)

We sure have, Father. Now let's get you home.

It's complicated. Perhaps a music box?

-Who do I look like to you? A jackass? -(PINOCCHIO GASPS)

-(JIMINY CHIRPING) -I wish I still did have a conscience.

Valentine's Day is ruined,

If Geppetto wanted a real boy, why would he carve a puppet?

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-Cleo? Figaro? -(MEOWING)

A you Take a break Pinocchio I’m not your teacher And I’m Not a. Italian, guy! (gasp) that puppet is the student

Somebody help me. I've been double-crossed. I've been played!

Come right inside.

Oh, you poor, poor misunderstood boy. Don't you see?

And we wouldn't want that now, would we?

I heard something.

(WATER BUBBLING)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, Slats. There's something I've been meaning to ask you.

-(JIMINY WHISTLES) -What?

Can you imagine the trouble he's gonna get into?

Pinoke! Hey, Pinocchio. Over here. It's Jiminy!

It looks to me like everything comes in, but nothing goes out,

Oh, an almost real boy! Oh!

The kids, they're all turning into donkey... (GASPS)

It's great to be a celebrity An actor's life for me

(SINGING) I've got no strings To hold me down

We have to get it somehow and get you out of here.

(SCOLDING INDISTINCTLY)

But the point is, a lie can really change a person, Pinokes.

-Now, what's your name? -I don't know.

when somebody calls themselves "honest," they ain't.

and was taken to Pleasure Island,

and get to school.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

It's where? Where are you looking? Are you saying that...

He's a good kid, right? And here's the good news.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

"This vision in my mind

The paso doble, the quickstep The two-step, the foxtrot

Jake then snatches the Mayor up in his tail and carries the screaming tortoise out into the desert to punish him for his betrayal

Excuse me, ma'am.

Well, not all the time, Pinokes.

Oh. Oh. Yes, yes. Almost time, but...

-What? -(MEWING)

So as soon as Monstro opens his mouth, we can sail out of here.

-Okay, I'll be famous. -Capital!

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

-Hey. -It's true.

Isn't that a catchy little tune? Well, how do?

-Oh. (SHUSHES) -(KIDS LAUGHING)

BLUE FAIRY: "Little puppet made of pine Geppetto's wish went up the line

Ow! Hey! (GRUNTING)

Pinocchio. Pinocchio, I'm so happy to see you.

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

you'd think something terrible was gonna happen to us.

Oh, yes. I see what the problem is.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Oh! Oh, oh, God. Oh, oh, my, my. How clumsy of me. I am terribly sorry.

Hey! Don't call me a dog you fucking jew!

It's awfully quiet.

Yeah, but tell me, was that a real fib or a fib fib?

Jiminy. Where’d he GO he must be crash by cart

the only marionette who can sing and dance without the aid of strings.

So what's your story, Slats? Why you made out of wood?

-Did you hear something, Figaro? -(MEOWS)

Father, Figaro is here. And Cleo.

Never mind. I'm just having a rough day. Sorry.

It's not my fault. I never wanted to be famous.

Help me, please! Anybody!

Pinocchio. Yeah.

It must be tickling his nose.

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(CHILDREN YELLING INSULTS)

(GEPPETTO SIGHS)

It's a long story, but it gets better every day.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Some storyteller you are.

Now, Pinocchio.

Uh-huh. Yeah, I do.

(GEPPETTO CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

What was that? I heard something.

Thank you. (CLEARS THROAT)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

Did you hear what I said? We're going to help you.

Yes, I heard that. But what did you...

Almost. Bull's-eye!

(CLOCKS RINGING)

Oh, Jiminy, are you okay?

Figaro, all finished. What do you think, huh?

Pinocchio is the squeaker. why is he have a obnoxious aggravating high pitch voice? UGH!!! THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING! This is why movies like Bob's Burgers Moral Orel Robot Chicken have much better songs, UNLIKE FAMILY GUY AND THE BOYS, FUCK THAT DOGSHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Pine-occhio. Pine-occhio. Pinocchio. Huh?