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The problem with that one clock, it talks too much.

(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

Who needs an education

But did you know, many people say that you're not actually real

They just don't understand, do they, Cleo? My clocks, they mean everything to me.

-(DRUM ROLL PLAYING) -The toy who thinks he's a boy.

Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.

You see that key hanging on the wall?

An almost real boy!

Maybe it is time for you to go to school.

"Mastro Geppetto. Wood-carver, fabricator of clocks, toys, oddments."

Hey! Don't call me Mister Dog you fucking jew!

"To feeling how I felt when he was here with me"

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

It goes around the Earth once a day. It's basic, simple science.

Like a bolt out of the blue

(MONSTRO GRUNTING)

Anybody, please! Just call anybody! Help me, please.

(MYSTICAL NOTES PLAYING)

-(GASPS) -(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

You're wrong, Lampy. I still call what you did cheating.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

You have to be on a deserted crossroads after dark.

(RINGING STOPS)

-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) -(CREATURES GROWLING)

-A tiny boat? -Yes, a dinghy.

But old Jiminy picked up the fumble and it's smooth sailing from here.

(FIREWORKS SHOOTING)

I wasn't even angry anymore! Wah-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho! I was supposed to be a real boy la la la la la la la la lunch and la worry and we are!

-Whoa! -(MEOWING)

And what did the wise and learned schoolmaster say?

Makes no difference who you are

and the greatest theatrical maestro on the face of the earth...

(WATER BUBBLES)

Better yet, have two. Bottoms up!

Ah, there we are.

-I know I can talk. And so can you. -"I know I can talk. And so can you."

Not ríðikœľusü pųpeís. Pųpeís bíłøŋğ îñ þe pųpei şo.

Figaro, you're here, too. And Cleo.

(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Jiminy. Father. Help! Help!

Oh, who cares what he thinks? His pedagogy is completely outdated.

Well, I'll be. He's asleep.

(SCHOOL BELL DINGING)

They're around here somewhere. What do you care?

-(SIGHS) Okay, you have a point. -BLUE FAIRY: Here's the thing.

Now we can go home again and we'll be all together.

We'll be one big happy...

You went to school. You gave it the old college try.

-That's me. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Actually, it's a story that begins once upon a time, a long time ago.

-Jiminy Cricket, temporary conscience? -Well, then, I want to go to school.

Ah! And here are your new schoolmates, and, ah, Signora Vitelli. Buongiorno.

LAMPWICK: Conscience, right.

Father? Father, talk to me. Say something.

if I hadn't gotten into the conscience business.

They're both gone.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

I'm a cricket. More of an insect than an instinct.

I mean, that is, if Pinocchio here was a real boy.

No request is too extreme

Hey. What's the big idea? Get me out of here!

The sweet fulfillment of

Father, wake up.

PINOCCHIO: How do I do that?

Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you

(CHUCKLES) My name is Pinocchio.

Last night, the Carabinieri arrested Stromboli and put him in jail.

(ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SINGING) It's only peer pressure Unless you're not a peer

We'll follow that light.

What the cuss is that all about?

You'll learn all about it in school.

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

Well, I don't know about that, Pinocchio. I mean, look at all this junk.

Well, I wouldn't want that on my conscience.

Wait. No. I'm coming to you.

We must have music.

A living puppet without strings!

-(BRAYING) -(CREATURE GROWLING)

Where do you suppose all the kids went, Lampy?

Yes, yes, we're all together again. Isn't it wonderful?

(CLOCKS RINGING)

Of course, this never would've happened

And despite a few minor blended family issues...

He said I didn't belong. All the kids laughed at me.

-Hey! This is more like it. -(BLUE FAIRY CHUCKLES)

Whatever it takes

(HONEST JOHN SCATTING)

And he listened to his conscience.

Yep, donkey ears and all.

Tomorrow we have a big show in Siena.

Thanks, Pinoke. Now, swing me towards the lock.

Last night, the Carabinieri arrested Stromboli and put him in jail!

Attaboy, Pinoke. Now you're cooking. Let's get out of here.

An actor's life is gay

It seems Pinocchio is serious about becoming brave, truthful and unselfish.