Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oops. Okay, that last part wasn't true. But everything I said up until then was.

Well, kids, it seems we have a doubter in our midst.

Not ridonculous puppets. Puppets belong in the puppet show.

You have to prove that you are brave, truthful and unselfish.

Of course they did. Puppets make people laugh.

Yes! Yes, we did. Now I remember. You saved us.

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

are going to take back the money Stromboli stole from us and escape.

Their secret longing

(SIGHING WEARILY)

-PINOCCHIO: I'm a boy? -Well, a wooden boy.

-BOTH: Whoa! -What's happening, Jiminy?

I'm pine. That's why I'm called...

No real boy could ever do such a thing.

PINOCCHIO: Father! Father!

And to be real is up to you.

Maybe he's asleep.

the rape clock. look at rape today

We can be... We can be a family.

Jiminy, let's go.

Jack jack cries

-Got it? -Got it.

Something wrong with the table. It's tilted or something.

so I had to tell a bunch of fibs to Jiminy so my nose would grow so I could escape.

-(SNORING) -(LAUGHING)

Why on earth would you want to be real when you can be famous?

They're swiping everything out of that joint.

A little wooden boy!

Oh Blue Fairy! Pinocchio'll look at me! He and Sabina'll fall in love in Valentine's Day!

No, Figaro, it's Signore Rizzi again.

Jiminy. Gee, am I glad to see you. Stromboli locked me in this cage.

Every one of them.

Hey, who's telling this story? Me or you?

Silly me. I thought I heard Pinocchio.

I like the way you dance. We haven't been formally introduced.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(JIMINY PANTING)

You're darn tootin', I do.

Where are your conscience named Jiminy and you father named Geppetto?

Let me see. Who would pay for a living...

My goodness. I haven't done a fraction of that in my whole life.

Don't eat me! Don't eat me! Don't eat me!

I dreamt that we had all been swallowed by a whale.

You're a boy made out of pine.

That's right. There you go.

You see, Figaro. Do you love the name "Pinocchio"?

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

No. Pinocchio, don't listen to him!

-Famous? -Yes, famous.

Pleasure Island? Is that where you're going?

(LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY)

-(ROARING) -Here he comes!

(SINGING) Hi-diddle-dee-dee

When you wish upon a star

They are beyond price, Signore.

So when do I become a real, real, live, living boy?

But my father said I should go to school.

Talking all this nonsense About a so-called conscience

-Sofia, how? -How do you think? In a boat.

There isn't a single thing I would change about you.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. My little Pinocchio.

I've got no strings, so I have fun I'm not tied up to anyone

-(CHILDREN CHATTER) -(COACHMAN LAUGHS)

(GEPPETTO AND JIMINY SCREAMING)

I consider myself a bug of high moral standards,

Pinokes, as a rule of thumb,

Got it, Father. The stroke of 5:00.

Fate steps in and sees you through

(SOFTLY) Good night.

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

"If I could only make These dreams come true

She looks like she has strong legs.

Well, I think he looks very much like him.

LAMPWICK: That kid's crazy.

-Okay, but how do I do that? -Your conscience will tell you.

Oh, Figaro, Cleo, where can he be?

and hurt somebody.

-BLUE FAIRY: "Pops"? -Yeah, Pops. Pappy. You know, father.

I saw your light was on and I thought I would ask you one more time.

-We don't want to bump into Monstro. -Who's Monstro?

LAMPWICK: Look at them kids.

(IN ENGLISH) What's this nonsense?

I've got no strings, to pull me... dah, doo doo doo doo, tatatata, dee dee dee, day yay hooray.

(GASPS) Look, Figaro. Look, look, look. It's... It's the wishing star.

Listen to Mr. Goody Two-Shoes.

Get out-a and-a stay out!.

I made them for my beloved Constanza,

-Back in my day... -Sofia, I really need to get to him.

(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)

Jiminy and I are singing always be my conscience be my guide, and I called him stupid... and I just smashed him!

Father, it's me!

But if you cannot sell your clocks, why do you have a shop?

Well, that settles it then. Kneel, Mr. Cricket.

Please don't die.