Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight.

But anyway, Pleasure Island was bad because I grew donkey ears

COACHMAN: There's so much fun here to keep you smiling.

(MAGICAL NOTES CHIME)

His heart told him no more!

Hey, you sound just like a donkey...

Hot dog! We did it.

(GASPS) Look. (CHUCKLING) You've got new ears.

(ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm Lampwick. What's your name, Slats?

(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

So now you don't trust anybody?

(INSULTING CONTINUES)

FABIANA: No, not really.

with the cute duck and the little alligator on it.

-I sure do. -Well, then?

An almost real boy.

FABIANA: Psst. Psst.

I'm here to be famous so I can be a real boy and then make my father proud.

You would like to be changed, transformed, so to speak?

In an hour we go.

(Kids laughing like MAD) Get out and-a STAY out!

Go for it. Narrate to your heart's content.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Pinocchio. My boy, you're here?

Just do can-cans, not can'ts Like the girls do in France

Get ready, Father.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(SOFIA SQUAWKING)

(SHAKILY) Okay, then.

What's going on in here?

You wear your hair in a pompadour You ride around in a coach-and-four

Whoa! See what I mean?

So it's true. Stromboli got his grubby hands on a magic puppet.

Oh, I must say, for a puppet, you are very clever indeed.

Yes. You too, Figaro. Figaro.

Jiminy and I are singing always be my conscience be my guide, and I called him stupid... and I just smashed him!

This little puppet is running around loose on the streets without a conscience.

As I live and breathe. Stromboli's puppet show.

(GASPS) Pinocchio. (CHUCKLES)

And I may not sway in partner But I'll know romance

(GROANING SOFTLY)

(HONEST JOHN SINGING)

Oh. So happy to see my boy.

I got an idea. I'll paddle out and see if she knows which way Geppetto went.

I did make a wish. I wished... I wished that my...

Just how it really was

You're not gonna need that anymore

-(BRAYING) -(CRACKS WHIP)

I'm speaking of the theater.

No, Signore Rizzi, I'm sorry. We have already closed at 6:04.

More than anything.

And I'm Fabiana, and I'm never gonna be famous.

(CREATURE ROARING)

-Pinocchio, did you hear anything? -I sure did!

I don't want to be a jerk. I want to be a real boy.

Are you my conscience?

The love makes troubles far!

(CHILDREN CHEERING)

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

This is your lesson book. And this is an apple for your teacher.

(SINGING) There are no strings on me

The Blue Fairy. She said you made a wish.

(DONKEYS WHIMPERING AND BRAYING)

(STROMBOLI SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Pinocchio is the squeaker. why is he have a obnoxious aggravating high pitch voice? UGH!!! THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING! This is why movies like Bob's Burgers Moral Orel Robot Chicken have much better songs, UNLIKE FAMILY GUY AND THE BOYS, FUCK THAT DOGSHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

"I see him in my dreams So perfectly, it seems

But then he locked me up.

Only the smartest young lads know about the collection.

I'm very sorry, but I cannot sell you any of my cuckoo clocks.

The merry laughter of innocent children wending their way to school.

-When you find him. -When you find him.

I'm up here. In the ceiling.

Dance. Can you dance, Pinocchio?

Great move, Pinoke.

And if you get lost, just remember we are two streets down from the fountain.

And you think it is good

"Oh, what might have been"

Sabina? I'm so glad it's you.

But you said if somebody says they're honest, they aren't.

FABIANA: (SINGING) I may not be a ballerina

PINOCCHIO: Yes.