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"Gee-pee-to." Geppetto. She sees Father!

(HUMMING WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR)

A sea monster. He sleeps on top of the water.

Come on, Father. Let's get our boat into position.

and sure, he might have gotten kicked out of a place or two, but...

(GLASS BREAKING)

-Real boys always want more -CHILDREN: Always want more

I think he's beginning to get irritated by the smoke.

and was taken to Pleasure Island,

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

It's too bad we have to meet under these awful circumstances.

Hmm. Not too shabby.

-Well, what are we gonna do? -I have an idea.

PINOCCHIO: I sure will.

They've got strings But you can see there are no strings on me

Geppetto has done his part, and I have done mine.

and a trusted counselor during moments of temptation.

WWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!

(SINGING) When you wish upon a star

"Heart so young, songs unsung

I got smashed and Geppetto is locked!

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Because it sounds like that's what will make my father happy.

(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

Pinocchio, I have been thinking.

Most schools don't take kindly to insects.

Geppetto, who lies thither sawing wood, he's the wood-carver, I assume?

Just to be sure there is no funny business.

The one and only Pinocchio!

(SIGHS) School, a noble institution.

GEPPETTO: Pinocchio!

There they go! (YELLS)

JIMINY: Geppetto!

You gotta do what you gotta do to win.

(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING)

Jiminy, you okay?

Oh. Okay. But I need to find my conscience.

-(BRAYING) -Whoa!

Hi-diddle-dee-dum

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

SOFIA: That's right. Sailed out to sea. Am I not speaking clearly?

Yeah, hot dog. What's that?

Hey! Don't call me Mister Dog you fucking jew!

Help! Help! Jiminy! Jiminy!

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

And don’t come back or I will treat or restaurants are supposed to treat pests!

Merengue, bachata, the mambo, the bomba The plena, the samba

All of his clocks are gone.

That jerk got a fire lit under him, that's for sure!

-(SMOLDERING) -(JIMINY GASPS)

Huh. I wonder where everybody is.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

Pinocchio, Pinocchio I think you...

PINOCCHIO: No, no!

-I do hope you're not injured? -Injured?

where we found out you sold all your clocks to buy a boat

And you know what else it makes you? Unselfish and very, very brave.

-I'm the Blue Fairy. -"I'm the Blue Fairy."

I presume you're on your way to lecture at the science academy?

You haven't met Sabina yet, have you? I think you two could be friends.

(LAMPWICK LAUGHS)

Being real is in your heart. That's what being real is all about.

Very handsome, very handsome.

You did all that in ONE DAY?!?!?

(LAUGHS) Pinocchio! Pinocchio, you got swallowed too?

(GASPS) School? Jumpin' jeepers. What time is it?

Look... Look at you. Look. Look at you! You are an almost real boy!

No, no. If I was to tell you, you would think I was...

Here. Grab this.

(CHILDREN CHEERING)

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

All right, then. Pleasure Island awaits.

Ah! Well, buongiorno, Sofia.

An aimless vagabond hopping from hearth to hearth

GEPPETTO: (IN ENGLISH) Oh, oh, oh, Pinocchio! Wait, wait.