Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(SCATTING)
But I didn't want to be famous. I wanted to go to school.
Really? How do you figure?
What am I wish upon a star, as dreamers do?!
Hello, Pops.
Can't Handle Word: Mama! Mama!
(MUFFLED) Geppetto! I see Geppetto!
What's with all the donkeys?
When he was here
(QUACKING)
Excuse me, Sofia. I'm sorry to interrupt,
You don't fit in a traditional educational environment.
Come true
(QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING)
So big he looks like an island. Land ho!
(SIGHS) Thanks, I guess. That's a relief. I thought I was a goner for sure.
(PIANO KEYS PLAYING)
(SINGING) I've got no strings To hold me down
Sofia said Geppetto left about two hours ago, headed south.
Oh, no! You too?
One of them was a puppet like me. Her name was Sabina.
Ouch.
They're all here.
(GRUNTING)
(LAUGHING) You. Your conscience is the last thing
(YELLING)
(WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)
(HONEST JOHN LAUGHING)
(SOBBING)
(GRUNTING)
Pinocchio, Pinocchio Holy smoke-io
PINOCCHIO: Oh.
Name your price, Geppetto, and I will pay.
(CHUCKLES)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Wait for it. Wait for it.
(SIGHS) Thank heavens. You must be constructed of pretty sturdy oak.
Hey! Don't call me butthead you fucking jew! Shut the fuck up Pinoke!
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Pinoke, I see a tiny boat.
(MEOWING)
-(MUSIC STOPS) -(FIGARO WHINES)
(CHIRPING)
I say we all...
(CONTINUES SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
We did it, Father. Look at all that smoke.
Blimey! Look what we've just fished up off the bleeding street.
I mean, who doesn't believe in transformative experiences?
Okay, Slats. Your shot.
(SOBBING)
Until next year.
and that makes you a truthful boy.
Are you okay? You should get some rest.
-My name's Pinocchio. -KID 1: Pinocchio?
-(CHILDREN CHEERING) -(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
Except on stage. Then lots of funny business.
More or less. Now quit telling those whoppers.
Well, look at that. A wooden boy.
Pinocchio!
Look. He sneezed us back toward land.
(IMITATING WARBLING)
-(GROANS) Oh. -(FIGARO MEOWING)
(WIND BLOWING)
(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
All your troubles melt away
(IN ENGLISH) Stupid puppet. (LAUGHING)
You were on the corner, so you got collected. Come on.
(MUSIC SLOWS DOWN)
They helped me and they didn't even have to.
(SIGHS) Now, it is time for bed.
Not ríðikœľusü pųpeís. Pųpeís bíłøŋğ îñ þe pųpei şo.
(FLIES BUZZING)
I'm practicing my pirouette
Well, Mr. Coachman, it sure sounds fun.
Give them a try tonight.
Welcome to Pleasure Island!
so you could look for me.
(CAGE CREAKING)
(CREATURES GROWLING)
To complete the performance of my great show,
(SIGHS) Well...
my travels took me to a quaint little village.
(BRAYING)
(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Father, I'm sorry I didn't come home after I got kicked out of school.
Holy moly! I almost forgot.
(GURGLING)
Jew? No, Pinocchio's talkin' 'bout fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you fuckin' fathead!
A heart is a heart, nobody tells me no.
"I may never find
(MEOWS)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ROARING)
-Now swim. Swing those arms. -Like this?
What would this stupid world be without it?
Another perfect shot, if I do say so myself.
You will always be my real boy.
(NOSE SQUEAKS)