Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They just don't understand, do they, Cleo? My clocks, they mean everything to me.

I'm a cricket. More of an insect than an instinct.

(HONEST JOHN SCATTING)

They're around here somewhere. What do you care?

(SINGING) It's only peer pressure Unless you're not a peer

Anybody, please! Just call anybody! Help me, please.

Makes no difference who you are

-Jiminy Cricket, temporary conscience? -Well, then, I want to go to school.

Last night, the Carabinieri arrested Stromboli and put him in jail!

Last night, the Carabinieri arrested Stromboli and put him in jail.

Attaboy, Pinoke. Now you're cooking. Let's get out of here.

Better yet, have two. Bottoms up!

Like a bolt out of the blue

Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.

And he listened to his conscience.

(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

An actor's life is gay

We must have music.

You see that key hanging on the wall?

Yes, yes, we're all together again. Isn't it wonderful?

Ah, there we are.

Of course, this never would've happened

Oh, who cares what he thinks? His pedagogy is completely outdated.

But did you know, many people say that you're not actually real

A living puppet without strings!

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

LAMPWICK: Conscience, right.

-(GASPS) -(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

Well, I don't know about that, Pinocchio. I mean, look at all this junk.

And what did the wise and learned schoolmaster say?

But old Jiminy picked up the fumble and it's smooth sailing from here.

if I hadn't gotten into the conscience business.

(MONSTRO GRUNTING)

Hey! Don't call me Mister Dog you fucking jew!

-I know I can talk. And so can you. -"I know I can talk. And so can you."

(ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Ah! And here are your new schoolmates, and, ah, Signora Vitelli. Buongiorno.

Figaro, you're here, too. And Cleo.

What the cuss is that all about?

(RINGING STOPS)

(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Father, wake up.

-(SIGHS) Okay, you have a point. -BLUE FAIRY: Here's the thing.

Well, I'll be. He's asleep.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

"To feeling how I felt when he was here with me"

We'll follow that light.

I wasn't even angry anymore! Wah-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho! I was supposed to be a real boy la la la la la la la la lunch and la worry and we are!

They're both gone.

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

You have to be on a deserted crossroads after dark.

-Whoa! -(MEOWING)

-That's me. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

-Hey! This is more like it. -(BLUE FAIRY CHUCKLES)

Well, I wouldn't want that on my conscience.

(CHUCKLES) My name is Pinocchio.

Whatever it takes

-(DRUM ROLL PLAYING) -The toy who thinks he's a boy.

"Mastro Geppetto. Wood-carver, fabricator of clocks, toys, oddments."

PINOCCHIO: How do I do that?

I mean, that is, if Pinocchio here was a real boy.

Father? Father, talk to me. Say something.

The problem with that one clock, it talks too much.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Who needs an education

An almost real boy!

You'll learn all about it in school.

Now we can go home again and we'll be all together.

Tomorrow we have a big show in Siena.

-A tiny boat? -Yes, a dinghy.

It goes around the Earth once a day. It's basic, simple science.

And despite a few minor blended family issues...

(WATER BUBBLES)

(CLOCKS RINGING)

We'll be one big happy...

The sweet fulfillment of

-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) -(CREATURES GROWLING)

Maybe it is time for you to go to school.

Hey mullet head let us out Aw don't worry girls I've prepared a front row seat for you

No request is too extreme

It seems Pinocchio is serious about becoming brave, truthful and unselfish.

(SCHOOL BELL DINGING)

and the greatest theatrical maestro on the face of the earth...

Wait. No. I'm coming to you.

Actually, it's a story that begins once upon a time, a long time ago.

Where do you suppose all the kids went, Lampy?

-(BRAYING) -(CREATURE GROWLING)

You're wrong, Lampy. I still call what you did cheating.

He said I didn't belong. All the kids laughed at me.

(FIREWORKS SHOOTING)

Thanks, Pinoke. Now, swing me towards the lock.

Jiminy. Father. Help! Help!

Hey. What's the big idea? Get me out of here!

Not ríðikœľusü pųpeís. Pųpeís bíłøŋğ îñ þe pųpei şo.

(MYSTICAL NOTES PLAYING)

You went to school. You gave it the old college try.

Yep, donkey ears and all.