Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We'll find him. Positive thinking.
COACHMAN: Oh. These brats.
People say he was transformed into an honest-to-goodness real boy.
(MAGICAL NOTE CHIMES)
and was chased by the vapor creatures who wanted to sell me to the salt mines.
(GASPS)
She agreed to airlift us so we can search for...
Now pack. We leave in an hour.
"Then light from a star gave life to a toy A marionette boy full of wonder and joy
Gee. He sold his clocks to find me?
What's with all the donkeys?
-He sailed out to sea? -He sailed out to sea?
-Ow! -COACHMAN: What?
(SINGING) When you wish upon a star
-(HONEST JOHN CONTINUES SINGING) -No! Don't listen to him, Pinoke.
(MONSTRO GRUNTING)
And then we'll sing and dance The whole day through
(NECK CLICKING)
If you get splinters I'll be there with glue
(GRUNTS)
-KID 2: Pinocchi-who? -Pinocchio.
(CHILDREN CHEER)
(PLAYING FANFARE)
Look, you kids go. I'll go another time.
(GRUNTS)
PINOCCHIO!
(YELPS)
Quick. Under the pier.
I'll be waiting for you here when school lets out.
Now see here. What's this all about?
So having just been duly assigned to you as your conscience,
the 110% most honestly honest, truthiest truthiness ever.
CrossoversFTWCriminalsFTL should have been home by now. She must have lost her way and...
CHILDREN: (CHEERING) Yeah!
(BRAYING)
(GASPS) Alas, a puppet show. I rest my case.
(CONTINUES SCATTING)
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) -(EXHALES)
(SINGING) There was so much laughter
You have my condolences.
I'm you. Only older and wiser.
Ah. never mind. It's late.
Of course, I'm just a talking cricket,
(Kids laughing like MAD) Get out and-a STAY out!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(IN DISTANCE) Father!
JIMINY: Pinoke. Pinoke.
(CHUCKLES)
-Enjoy the ride and see the show. -LAMPWICK: Get on the boat! Come on.
-Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket. -Nice to meet you. I'm Sofia.
Oh, I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way.
Pinocchio. Pinocchio.
JIMINY: Pinoke.
(YELLS) NO! Wow!
It's all for one and one for all
(LAUGHING)
That's what your father wants you to do.
Figaro, Figaro, did you hear something, too?
Probably a K. Never mind. Too many letters.
I've got it. Chris Pine.
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
The collection for The Island, you blockhead.
An actor's life for me
I might have made you think I wanted somebody else.
Quick. We'll cut him off.
(YELPS)
Oh, brother.
You swam faster than any clipper ship could sail.
What a crock.
And so Pinocchio became part of Geppetto's little family.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
To Stromboli's. Fame awaits!
(RINGING STOPS)
-(SCREAMING) -Jiminy. Grab on.
Pardon me, folks. Pardon me. Passing through.
Well, of course he can run on water. He's made of wood. I'm coming, Pinocchio.
I've got no strings, to pull me... dah, doo doo doo doo, tatatata, dee dee dee, day yay hooray.
-Why do I have strings? -FABIANA: Part of the show.
I-I-I-I punished them!
FABIANA: We're going to figure out a way to get you out of that cage.
(GRUNTS) Figaro, come. Don't be such a scaredy cat!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, I see what the problem is here. (CLEARS THROAT)
You said it, Pinoke. Let's skedaddle out of here.
It was wrong of me to send him off to school like a real boy.
Don't trust me Trust all of them
Surprise Word: Hello Pops.
I wish...
(MEOWING)
Wake up! My friend's in there. Open up, you big blubber mouth.
(LAUGHS) Yes, I will
An almost real boy?
(SQUAWKING)
-This will be your home. -Help!
A real, live, living puppet that's painted to look like a real, live, living boy.
-(CHILDREN CHATTERING) -Ow!
Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.
Whoa!
Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
(MEOWS)
May I? Thank you. Much obliged.
(SOFTLY) I wish... I wish...
I will always dance and dream of my plié
Oh!
(SCOFFS)
No. Why? Because he likes you.
And look. Your donkey ears are gone!
Once upon a long, long time ago... Once upon a long, long time ago...
(BREATHING SHAKILY)