Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The kathak, kabuki and more
Let me go. Let me out of here. Help! Father!
Whoa. Whoa!
Yes? Yes? Well, going to school, it will be good for him.
Oh, really? I see a lost soul, an insect of no fixed address.
In his heart,
(GASPS)
I don't think that teacher likes me.
I am so very proud of you.
Give me that.
Oh, really?
So peers are friends?
. .
GEPPETTO: "Thinking way back when I'm missing him again"
(THUDS)
(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, no, that's Mr. Honest John. He's my agent.
-You're a wonderful dancer. -Thank you.
but I'm Pinocchio's conscience, and I overslept.
"A touch behind the ear
(GAGS)
Wonderful.
I heard. I heard something.
It's wonderful, I think.
Your getting on my nerves.
-That's me too. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
Stromboli the master showman
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Of course it wasn't a real fib. I had to reach the key.
Huh?
no matter what you may have heard.
The sooner these donkeys get to the salt mines, the sooner I get paid.
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, the good Geppetto made a wish from the depths of his heart and so I'm here.
(SCREAMING)
Well, I trust you. Sort of.
It's me, Pinocchio!
It's about what's in your heart.
so I can learn a bunch of stuff to be a real boy and make my father proud.
(ALL GRUNT)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Gideon, remember the time I tied strings on you
Oh, oh!
I-I-I-I- I punished them!
Father! Father!
(RATTLING)
(GRUNTS)
Pinocchio should have been home by now. He must have lost his way and...
(BRAYS)
I can't wait to get to school and learn what all this stuff is.
"Con Shuns"? Who are they?
COACHMAN: Let's move it, you scum.
(LAMPWICK AND COACHMAN LAUGHING)
And no one is ever gonna tell you "No."
(CHILDREN CLAMORING)
Why, he is a natural born actor. Right, Gideon?
Help!
Ah!
So tell us what you say
(YAWNS)
Why, to be famous is to be real. Until then, you're just a nobody.
Come on. To hear you talk,
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Uh, Lampy, you might want to check your...
I heard something. Yes, I did.
Pinocchio,
(CHILDREN YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
How come you didn't bust any of them cuckoo clocks?
we have to find Pinocchio.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
Looks like some sort of fairy magic.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Where are your conscience named Jiminy and you father named Geppetto?
Monstro! It's Monstro! It's Monstro!
Hi-ho, the merry-o That's the only way to be
Not brilliant artists like yourself.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Oh, I had the strangest dream.
Get back here, Figaro.
COACHMAN: Did I hear you correctly?
They'll see with just one glance Me land a grand jeté
Fuck you Jiminy! Pinocchio, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll have to punch you in the fathead.
I'm gonna be famous instead. And that'll make Father proud.
Look at that, Slats.
(GEPPETTO SCATTING)
Pinocchio! You're back.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
[pinocchio panting]
(GASPS) That's it. Stromboli! (LAUGHS) He'll give his eye teeth for that thing.
P-I-N-O...
if my wish came true, Figaro, that would be wonderful.
You got kicked out of school?
(FANFARE PLAYING)
And by special permission of the management...
Oddments, huh? Sounds like my kind of place.
(SHUDDERING)
I heard something.
Figaro, do you want to know what I wished for? I wished...
(GEPPETTO LAUGHS)
Somebody's dropped a barrel of salt in this water.
Play, play Time to play
Oh.