Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello? Eleanor?
The voters should know what you represent,
Here it is: the people are voting, there is an election, the democratic process is working.
Oh, yeah!
That just doesn't look clear to me. Another 30 minutes?
- It's all right. - Tom, I do not have a drug problem.
15% of the President's salary is nothing compared to what Dobbs normally makes on a yearly basis.
It's forever. Hold your horses
And when they start to put on that rubber glove and look at me, I'm going, OK...
There you go. My thoughts exactly.
The Dobbs numbers have been increasing since the last debate.
(man) Yes, sir.
They just don't want you talking about the computer problems.
When I was 21, I went to a prostitute. I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
(Russian accent) with five-cent pencil.
I had to tell you. You do with it what you want.
OK. A little cheese and pâté - always good after a heart attack.
Most of the polls had him with 10 to 11%.
- It's forever. - Hold your horses.
HAL decided it liked me.
Why else would I propose to a woman I never met before?
You gonna have coffee?
7-8,000? Do we know that many incompetent people?
Yes! Yes!
(Jack) Is something wrong?
- He's got to make his move. - More oomph!
- Not at all, no. - Good.
Go be presidential.
I'm tracking her on her GPS.
and I can't stay awake.
To Jack Menken, a man who once said:
Hi. Eleanor Green, FBI.
You got a lot of setup here. You don't need that much.
Hey.
Lover. Later his wife.
(laughter)
that security measures have got to remain tough.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
And now there they sit, side by side. They look like equals.
All right. I will address the issue.
- (Kellogg) Can we get some order here? - You talk about responsibility!
(exhales)
The internet was on fire.
We could find a nice house on Pennsylvania Avenue, nothing ostentatious.
If you wanna tinker with it for a future election, it's not only your prerogative, I encourage you.
We don't usually have real news and...
(overlapping voices)
- (woman claps) Whoo-hoo! - One girl. Thank you.
- Whoa! Yeah! - (Eddie) Oh, yeah! All right!
- Do you think it'll affect the campaign? - You wanna know my history?
Double L, double G...
(Jack) Last night you were willing to give it all up. Now you want to do it again.
In high school, most of my dates were with myself.
I'm gonna get on the desk like Tom Cruise.
Had to deal with drunks, hecklers, and angry waitresses, one of which is my ex-wife.
We can write it, but is he gonna do any of it?
Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
I had to. And now I hate myself.
- Tom Dobbs is gonna be in the debate! - What?
If you're in bed with oil companies, you can't talk about fuel efficiency.
Thank you for coming. Make yourself comfortable.
(# Black Horse & The Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall)
When you read the transcripts, some of the things your Secretary of Defense says,
You're unhappy about what?
Endless recounts...
He looks at your passport picture, looks back at you,
- Mr. Dobbs, please. - Of course he's for hydrogen.
We should have politicians who represent us and not special-interest groups.
From all the signs tonight, that Delacroy voting system has worked extremely well.
- Hello? - Hey, Ellie. Sorry, I didn't see you there.
Always been a big fan of your work, sir.
- He's talking about his wife and children. - Why's he running on? Who cares?
And yet... And yet...
When there's a debate...
But I'd like to be with Kofi just to say, Coffee, Kofi?
Some of my colleagues and I in the Senate have come up with an interesting strategy...
What is the real answer?
But they had... cutbacks.
Politicians have to spend so much money just to buy TV time.
If is becoming a very large word.
I could, but nobody would believe me. Not anymore.
(host) Or three. Yes.
- Let me give you a hand. - I got it.
- Do ya? - But the election will be a fraud.
S.
But seri... Hold on a sec.
I mean, we've had problems in other states - Florida, Ohio, elsewhere -
She's got Benzedrine, morphine, codeine, cocaine, GHB, Talwin.
- I was told the glitch was limited to my computer. - Yeah.