Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who believes you? Who's gonna believe you?
you owe someone something somewhere down the line.
It's just been confirmed that comedian Tom Dobbs has won Arizona.
If you've ever been through passport control, you stand in line with thousands of people,
(woman on TV) We must look into computer fraud.
- Mr. Dobbs! - They don't know what to do.
But in all three states, the numbers are very close.
The Boston Tea Party wasn't people going, Oh, hello.
It's improbable, me winning the election.
Any thoughts as to the makeup of your cabinet?
The Delacroy voting system is your baby. You're a perfectionist and you wanna make it more perfect,
If I'm correct, comedian Tom Dobbs has won every state where he's been on the ballot.
I... I think you need help.
OK, so he wasn't really elected, but if he hadn't told anyone...
You're kidding me? Aw, come on!
I'm looking at the toxology report. It's overwhelming.
Maybe I should.
- So you don't want to be a part of the reelection? - Oh, no. Please. No, that's not a stage I belong on.
Yes, indeed, dear. Contestant No. 2, your name?
I have an eye for that and you wouldn't be on my dangerous list.
Double G's before double L's.
Some of the greats and not-so-greats have sat here.
But when I found out about his radical environmental policy, I went, Mm-mm.
- They have things to do. - Like?
- Now, was that your motive? - No.
Tell me which dinner is gonna be more interesting.
Gentlemen, again, good evening and welcome. Let's begin.
We're not hearing anything about long lines at the booths or other snafus.
I wanna keep doing it because I sense that'll work.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for the campaign.
(# Bohemian Like You by the Dandy Warhols)
It's not a bad idea really, is it? Part West Wing, part Bachelor. Hey, that's not bad.
cant be a joke
It was a grass-roots movement fueled by the power of the internet
Double B's before double G's.
They waited in an alleyway. They were supposed to kill Hitler at 12:30. They have guns, bombs, knives.
In Chicago I'm doing the same thing I've been doing. That's how I got here.
- is she applying for a job with you? - No.
On September 2nd something very, very unusual happens.
(Eleanor sighs)
Oh, this is so insane. Insanity, it's sweet insanity!
You can see an old lady wearing a flag thong and go, Grandma, don't tell me where Old Glory is!
Shit!
You started in the tent, you're back in the tent.
No smoking in the hydrogen... Boom! Hindenburg!
- A great manager. - A great manager.
- Hit 'em again! - And we're trying to reenter the country legally!
Kid driving the truck is from Pittsburgh. Apparently he lost control on the ice, went right off the road.
I, uh, I never really sat behind a desk before. I mean, the one on the show is just a prop. This... (whistles)
They thought I was wild in the karaoke? Watch me in the next two weeks.
Listen, you could vote for someone better. You can do a lot better than me.
Yeah.
(Danny) Does he believe you?
It should be duly noted, Chairman,
Maybe I haven't disclosed enough, and that really isn't easy for me, especially now that I know you...
(siren)
Saturday Night Live wants you. What do you think?
(dramatic music)
I never met anybody who'd say, Hey, did you see JAG last night?
- She knows what she's talking about. - That's debatable.
- She knows this? For sure? - Yeah.
- This is nuts. - When I was a kid, I was in the circus.
We have a lot to live up to.
I never told you which gigs to take, I only advised,
First of all, thank you, Faith. And thank all of you who are responsible for having us here.
Did she mention that she had a bad drug problem? She had a breakdown here.
TV puts everybody in those boxes side by side.
He went through my things!
I was thinking that would bring a lot of people back to the Church.
Education, healthcare, environmental issues.
Finally one turns to the other and goes, My God, I hope nothing happened to him.
Now, Senator Mills has very strong numbers, but not strong enough to beat President Kellogg.
So, what do you do when you're not pretending to be an FBI agent?
Bottom line is it was a computer error. Not fraud, but a faulty program.
The order of those, as well as the formal questioning tonight, were decided in advance by drawing.
I wanted to see you.
(woman) Stand by, lights, for cue one.
- You're going to be President of the United States. - Yeah.
I would take myself out for dinner, bring myself home,
You figured out the computer glitch. You should be paid.
I wanted to look like a Kennedy, but I think they set it on George Hamilton.
I don't vote. To be honest with you, I don't vote.
- What channel? - Any channel.
When I first saw you, I liked you because you were different, new.
Mr. President-elect, I'm on a bit of a tight schedule.
Oh, my God.
Congress decided that Delacroy Systems would have the national franchise
Where's the governor being your brother? The Supreme Court ruling against the voter?
Helicopter pad in the back, couple of thousand phone lines, staff of 60. Come on.
So, what do you really do?
- It's that apparent? - Yeah.
and some critics have said that too.
How many analogies do you have left?