Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thanks, babe. - Okay. I'll be back.

Yeah, I was supposed to play a round with Pete Bogdanovich.

- You got this one, Alan. - Are you sure?

Calm down, Dom. Tell us what happened?

So figured I'd just come and whack a few balls before I go home.

- What's this? - Got the list done.

- I said I'm fine! - Call 911 fast.

You're living proof of that, Bob.

- I did not. - What did you get me?

I already did, on the phone.

- Wow, that was fast. - The kid's funny.

- I don't think so. - Come on, Drama. It's only temporary.

Do you feel guilty now?

You said you wanted an assistant you could bang.

I think that means if you really want, you can fuck him.

- And I don't like that fucking kid. - Okay, all right.

Great. Let's shoot it.

- Done. - Wait.

And a blind mother-in-law.

- I never heard about those. - I don't tell you everything.

- Appreciate that. - How those want ads looking, Turtle?

Before you guys get started, I just need to use the toilet.

I'll get the rest back to you when I get a job.

I got a 9:30 call time.

Uh, yeah, Vince, you are.

And when I don't get what I want my day is done.

We stopped playing together, what was it, 10 years ago now, right?

You gonna tell Vince I did good?

I thought the whole point of bailing me out was 'cause you knew I needed to get home.

Johnny, you come right here and say your line.

REPORTER: This breaking story. Oh, it appears...

I'm not gonna say anything.

You've got to get me out of here, Vin.

After we do the Ramones picture, I got this great golf script.

The joy of me losing

- I kinda got to get home. - I'm gonna get you home.

I didn't know you were gonna be so competitive.

- Take a seat, Alan. - I'm fine. I said I'm...

You could go down a lot more if you go on, Ari.

Well, how's 20 a hole sound?

In fact, here he is.

- And the 100 grand? - Well, that's on you.

Why, so he can run off and lose all the money?

What, do you think I'm stupid?

I feel like you're about to attempt a prison rape.

Johnny, I thought you said he did a good job.

Come on. You can talk to me about that picture you've been trying to get me to make.

- What's up, Vin? - E thinks you're gonna jump bail.