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Taking a while for him to write that receipt, huh?
Gene, we're... kind of busy at the moment.
I'll get you a receipt. I don't have any paper out here.
Hello? Adam?
♪ I enjoy being with people, maybe too much ♪
I mean, I can do anything I want right now.
My diary!
You know what, Mom, I'm gonna have to pass on the shoe store.
♪ Is taupe a real color? ♪
Mom, you're not looking.
Sure. You want to go pick up a new hood for a grill?
- Because I sell appliances. - Nice.
Do we want to discuss the fact
"Do not open. Spiders."
Oh. Sorry.
- One's too big, one's too little. - Mm.
Ugh, this isn't working.
Ooh, Tina! I found one shoe that's in your size.
Just a thought.
Now I want to know where she keeps her spiders.
- But are they, Adam? - Are they what?
- because they didn't hire enough people. - Okay, bye.
BIGMAC13FN in real life
and they run out of them right as you walk in.
Arr! Pirate and Go‐Go Dancer fight for the galaxy!
- No. Well, maybe. - I'll go with you, Bob.
♪ Bun‐burger, bun‐burger, bun‐burger ♪
if we want to get back before lunch.
- We're, we're not... - I mean, it'd be hard with this.
Okay, calling Dad. What's Dad's number?
He's not a murderer, Louise.
WHEN MOM DISCOVERS YOUR OLD GADGETS ARE ACTUALLY TREASURE
A two sliced toaster? What’s this? 1985?
I can live without my phone for a couple hours.
Here is your receipt, sir.
- Here, I‐I'll put those away. - Oh.
And you hate brushing your teeth by yourself.
I'll go get the key.
It's a belly roll. Like belly dancers do.