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WILL YOU GET A MAN HIS TOAST?
WHY DO YOU ORDER THESE CDs OUT OF THOSE MAGAZINES
AND I MUST HAVE SIGNED SOMETHING INADVERTENTLY,
- YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. - YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW. IT MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA, THIS WHOLE FLIP-IT THING.
- PRETTY GOOD. - YES, PRETTY GOOD.
Fuck u
- PRETTY SHARP, HUH? - MM-HMM.
- AHEM. - YEAH, IT'S JUST-- IT'S UNFORTUNATE.
UM, I-- I'LL BE A LITTLE LATE.
- Cheryl: DO YOU HEAR ME? - THIS IS LOVE.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S YOUR TRAINING. - YEAH, YOU KNOW?
I FEEL LIKE YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME.
- HEY. - Susie: SAMMIE'S BIG NIGHT.
BUT-- YEAH.
- YOU STILL GONNA GIVE ME THAT RIDE, THOUGH, RIGHT? - YEAH, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU.
- REALLY, YEAH? - YOU WANT SOME NAMES?
- WHAT?! - SHE'S SICK. SHE REALLY FEELS BAD.
YEAH, SOMETHING TO...
HE SAID, "FUCK YOU," AND WALKED OUT? GOOD FOR HIM.
- YOU KNOW. YEAH. - OH.
- TELL HER I'M A GOOD APPLE. - I'M NOT TELLING HER SHIT FOR YOU.
- MAN, THAT IS BANGING, GIRL. PERFECT! - ( doorbell ringing )
AND YOU FLIP IT. NOW HE'S TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU.
MR. GREENE, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. I'LL FINISH UP.
OH, HEY, HAL. IT'S LARRY DAVID CALLING.
FUCK YOU.
I WAS JOKING!
MAYBE I'M GETTING SICK.
- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT. - WHAT?
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. I'M SORRY.
SHE OUTDID HERSELF ON THIS JOB.
BECAUSE ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE GOT PISSED OFF, SAID, "FUCK YOU,"
BECAUSE SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENED TO ME, NOT JUST A MASSAGE.
WANNA TAKE YOU.
- YOU ENJOYED THE MASSAGE. - YES, I DID.
- YOU'VE GOT HER NUMBER. YOU'LL GIVE IT TO HIM. - YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING LATER.
I'LL GO TO "GREASE" WITH YOU.
Topsy Turvy Robin - yeah yeah yeah
- I KNOW, I'M SORRY. - REALLY?
I JUST SAID I HIT IT AND I QUIT IT, MAN.
Susie: HE THOUGHT YOU SAID COCKSUCKER. YES, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- YEAH, YOU'RE A GENIUS. - HUH? BYE. HOW ABOUT SO-SO?